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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 12:35 AM
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PSA - If you have an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours, please see a Dr.
I am so sick of that commercial.

That is all.
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PBS Poll-435 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 12:47 AM
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1. Should I just call, or should I go to the ER?
:shrug:
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 12:52 AM
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4. See if it is something you can work out by hand first.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 12:49 AM
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2. That's not who I'm going to see.
Just saying.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 12:53 AM
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5. LOL! My best wishes to get it "worked out".
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 01:04 AM
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10. Damn right. nt
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 12:51 AM
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3. Okay, but I want to choose the doctor
and what she looks like please, do you have a menu?

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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 12:57 AM
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7. Uhm, I don't think what you have in mind is what they meant about seeing a Dr.
But the other alternative would cost about the same, and would probably be more successful.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 01:41 AM
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14. What if it didn't???
and it just stayed that way forever :scared:

they always say it is "life threatening" too...

wonder why?

all the blood gone from the brain? :shrug:


:spray:
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 02:02 AM
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18. Wait.... what..? My dad taught me that mens brains were between their legs anyway!
:shrug:

Seriously, sounds painful to me, even though I cannot completely relate as a female.

I can't imagine being in such a state for over 4 hours. Nuff said.
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 10:30 AM
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25. Don't joke about this
I went for a physical a month or so ago. mrs Bluedog asked how it went, and I told her, "well, it's only 9:30 AM, and I've already had a good looking woman ask to stick her finger up my...SLAP.

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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 02:13 PM
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31. Hey I use to have a doctor who was awesome
Best doc Ive ever had. She was also gorgeous and wait I cant discuss this here :P
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Drum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 12:56 AM
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6. Didn't someone say...
"If I have an erection that lasts for more than four hours I'm not calling a doctor, I'm calling a press conference!"

Can't remember who quipped this, but I chuckle whenever I think of it. :)
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 01:02 AM
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8. LOL! Sounds like something bush/cheney/rumsfeld would say during
the circle jerks they had in the oval office during the drumbeat for war.
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newmajority Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 01:43 AM
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15. They had the Circle Jerks in the oval office?
Is that where they got the idea to invade Afghanistan?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHB5EFj4Br0

I hope you're having fun.
Where's your uniform?
Where's your gun?
Better rub up that suntan oil
'cause you'll be fighting in the hot sun.

It's not..Vietnam,
just another oil company scam.
Salute that flag of Uncle Sam.
Get your money out, place your bets...
it's Afghanistan!

Fix bayonets, check grenades.
Got enough bullets,
got enough rounds to wipe out this place?
Where the infantry & the cavalry
parachutes fill the sky,
bodies burn and people die.

It's not..Vietnam,
just another oil company scam.
Salute that flag of Uncle Sam.
Get your money out, place your bets...
it's Afghanistan!
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 02:11 AM
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19. No, I was talking about the poor excuses to attack Iraq.
Afghanistan was just an excuse to protect an oil line.

Geeze, I should take this to GD instead. But I refuse to get worked up about anything that can't be changed now.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 01:03 AM
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9. "and beware of doors, trunks, and clothespins"
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 01:05 AM
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11. My doctor is very attractive and my age. She's the last person I'd see!
Unless... No, no.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 01:21 AM
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12. Go to ER instead then.
And I don't really mean to make light of it. I am just sick of the commercial.
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newmajority Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 01:36 AM
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13. If I had an erection for 4 hours
I would be too busy to see a doctor.
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pamela Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 02:20 AM
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21. I thought you were going to say...
"...I'd sprain my hand."
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 01:43 AM
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16. why should you see a doctor?
is there a "special nurse" to take care of the 4-hr erection?
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 01:47 AM
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17. If I had an erection that lasted more than four hours...
I'd go see a bunch of prostitutes.

Just sayin'.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 02:15 AM
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20. I've said enough. And this thread will likely be locked as a sex thread now.
Oops!
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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 02:22 AM
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22. Well someone call the doctor on THIS erection. It's been around for YEARS! (PIC)
And it hasn't fallen off yet.



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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 11:02 PM
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35. The leaning Tower of Erection?
:shrug:
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 05:37 AM
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23. If I had an erection for more than 4 hours at my age,
I'd call the newspaper.

mark
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SCantiGOP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 09:30 AM
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24. just as stupid
is the part that says to call your doctor if you have a sudden loss of vision or hearing. Is anyone NOT going to seek immediate attention if they have a loss of vision and they haven't taken a pill? pure stupidity.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 10:55 AM
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26. Its Really HARD To Watch
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 10:57 AM
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27. If it did, my wife would be tired.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 10:58 AM
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28. the first time my wife heard that ad
she turned and looked at me and said, "if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, you're not going anywhere!" :D
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 12:12 PM
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29. Forget the Dr....I´d see my wife!
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 01:47 PM
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30. Here's what happens
The Doctor explains in graphic detail exactly what is involved in the surgical intervention required to reduce the pressure including blood splattering everywhere, scarring etc.

Erection gone.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 11:10 PM
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36. That does NOT sound pleasant!
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 02:17 PM
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32. A love doctor? Or just a doctor?
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 11:01 PM
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34. Yes.
:)
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 02:20 PM
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33. If you have an erection that lasts more than four hours
Edited on Thu Jun-26-08 02:20 PM by 48percenter
please come see me.

:rofl: :rofl:
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