Top 10 things to do for 4th of July weekend (with apologies to Letterman).

[arbusto_baboso]

10) Shotgun weak, foul-tasting, mass-produced American beer from a red, white and blue beer bong.
9) Celebrate the Empire's birthday while Rome burns, *burns*, BURNS around you.
8) Celebrate America's multi-cultural heritage by barbecuing curried egg rolls asada.
7) Two words: Everclear bender.
6) Apply red, white and blue bodypaint and streak through your local Wal-Mart.
5) Boot up your computer and go on a virtual vacation, since you probably can't afford gasoline or plane fare for a *real* vacation.
4) Play a patriotic party game like "pin the flag lapel pin on the America-hating chesse-eating surrender-monkey".
3) Serve a hearty family dinner of roast turkey.... filled with firecrackers! Just before serving, light the firecrackers and watch the fun ensue!
2) Try to convince everyone that the holiday is in honor of St. George Washington, who drove all the cherry trees from North America, then told the truth about it 3 days later, bringing 6 more weeks of winter.
1) Gather a group of friends together and visit a National Park. While one friend chainsaws down trees, have another shoot bald eagles from the sky, while you pour out a barrel of crude oil on the ground. Do all this while simultaneously chanting, "USA! USA! USA!"

[Sheets of Easter]

1. 11) Avoid all the buzzkillers by staying the hell off of DU.

Not directed at you, by the way. :)

[arbusto_baboso]

2. Kicking because I find me funny.

[Guava Jelly]

3. Probably go to the US embasy in berlin for hotdogs and fireworks

:D