Ahh, minimalist humor...

[LanternWaste]

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.



Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.



Ahh, minimalist humor - like jokes that are so old, you only need to say the punchlines.

[Bake]

1. That dog'll BITE YOOOOOOOU!

My personal favorite. Post if you got it.

Bake

[Dr. Strange]

5. I've always heard it as....

"Cleetus, that dog would bite you!"

[Bake]

11. HA!

It's a good'un.

Bake

[southpaw]

2. "Where the hell are all these Indians coming from?"

[Kutjara]

3. Bill Bailey uses a lot of that type of material in his act.

His "Part Troll" tour was hilarious. I think you can get it on DVD.

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Bill Bailey was the first person tht came to my mind as well, especially the "tedious inevitability"

:D

[Orrex]

8. Won't he come home?

:shrug:

[Parche]

4. Reepicheep Joke?

:woohoo: :woohoo: :hi:

[LanternWaste]

14. Touche, my friend. Two. Shay.

Touche, my friend. Two. Shay. :applause:

[styersc]

6. RECTUM?!?!?!?!?!

Damn near killed 'em!!!!!

[rug]

9. Uranus.

[Danger Mouse]

10. A guy walks into a bar. Ow.

[unpossibles]

12. wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'im!

how many engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?



Just one.






Know what's funny?

Humor.

[gilpo]

13. orange you glad I didn't say banana?

[Westegg]

15. "What you mean WE, white man?"

[Drum]

16. Two peanuts were walking down the street, and...

one was a salted.

;)

[EOTE]

17. This one's visual, with a caption.

It works on a total of seven different levels. Although most people only get two of them. See if you're sharp enough to spot the other five.



Caption: Thank you Mr. Jintao. What a beautiful door you have.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

18. Brazillion? How many?

:hi: