Solve a national or world problem, any problem...

[MrScorpio]

Any answer is allowed as long as it disposes of Republicans


Poor health care coverage in America: Mandatory Roofies for Republicans

[RedCloud]

1. High prices lowered by boycott!

Show those destroyers of organized unions that consumers can organize, pick an oil company and "execute" it by boycotting it FOREVER! They have had decades to behave ethically and they deliver us death in return for their trillions?

Republicons fear organized people.

[XemaSab]

2. Crowded freeways:

"Donate" a tire off your SUV day! :D

[lost-in-nj]

3. high food prices

make the repubs work in the fields, dairy farms, slaughter houses, family farm stands




:hi:


lost

[arcadian]

4. I can solve global inequality, famine, disease, and war.

Wipe out the Republicans.

[Lil Missy]

5. My response would get deleted and the thread locked.

[quakerboy]

6. All problems solved in one fell swoop

Soylent Republican: Sure, no one wants to eat it, but at least now we can get down to dealing with world hunger.

[Swede]

7. Put ketchup on it and wash it down with a brewski.

[flvegan]

8. I can cover famine, drought, global warming, water shortages and a number of other things.

Ready?

Stop eating meat.

Ha ha! Expecting anything else from me would be uncivilized.

[LeftyMom]

9. To borrow a song lyric:

I always thought if you want to change the world
Then you have to start with yourself
So if George Bush wants to end terrorism
He should go ahead and kill himself

And before some overly serious person in a cheap suit comes to visit, that's an Anti-Flag lyric.