I caught JackMN drinking out of a puddle at a curb.

[LaraMN]

It was at a marathon, so there were only about eight thousand people potentially watching him do it.

He is making NO progress with potty training, but did manage to go into Sophie's room, remove his diaper, crap on the floor, and step in it.

He crawled into my bed and ate half a bag of rice cakes, most of which are crumbled all over my sheets.

He pulled down my strapless shirt in front of the paint mixing guy at the hardware store.

He hit Sophie in the face with the fish tank scrub brush and gave her a bloody nose.

And now... he's sleeping!


:bounce:

[JVS]

1. all these things in one day?

[LaraMN]

3. Nah, a couple were earlier in the week.

It's cumulative stress, though.

:D

[Orrex]

2. On the plus side, it sounds like he's ready for college.

No disrespect, but you really have a way of making that surreal life of yours seem lighthearted and funny.

I don't know how you do it!

:hug:

[LaraMN]

4. If I couldn't laugh, I would be so. screwed.

:D

[ghostsofgiants]

6. I keep telling her she needs her own TV show.

Reality or sitcom, either way it'd be funny as balls.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. how do you deal wiht this without going crazy?

i dont understand it. :hug:

[LaraMN]

8. I usually get irritated, then think about how ridiculous it is.

Once I realize it's silly, it becomes amusing (more so in some instances than others, admittedly. I'm not finding the shit issues terribly humorous at this point.)

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Did he high five the paint mixing guy afterwards?

[LaraMN]

9. No, but he keeps trying to give random people in stores "knucks"

or whatever you call it when you make a fist and bump knuckles with someone else.

If they don't do it back (which they usually don't) he tries to send them air knucks. He also confuses knucks and the thumbs-up sign, so he tilts his hand sideways and gives people knucks while sticking his thumb up.

It's totally weird and admittedly hard to explain. I should get video of him doing it.

[ghostsofgiants]

11. It's a terrorist fist jab. Don't you watch the news?

[Gormy Cuss]

10. There's never a dull moment with that boy, is there?

:rofl:

[grasswire]

12. I'm still laughing about the time he hollered out the window..

...for the neighbors to come and let him out of the house.