For the ladies of the lounge

[Chuggo]

who've always brought me luck,
I won at bunco last night,
turned five to a thousands bucks.
I bought you these flowers,
I thought we could..

...hug?

Ah, C'mon fucking guy.

So you think my rap sucks?
On that I'd agree.
It's not my forte,
I'm not really Chuggo you see.
So shout out to the ladies,
from Boston to OC,
And 40s for the men,
and kegs for Skinner in DC

Ah, C'mon fucking guy.

I'm not a troll,
I'm one of you.
I broke DU's rules,
and one became two.
As to who I am,
you haven't a clue.

Ah, C'mon fucking guy.

Chuggo's had his fun,
He meant no ill.
This sock puppet's done,
It's had it's thrill.
I'm not DS1,
Wont say where to send the bill.
Of enigmas there must be some,
Like dear old Tom Bombadil,

Ah, C'mon fucking guy.

And with that...

Skinner, tombstone this sock puppet RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

(but leave the thread open if you will)

PS
vibes to Bullwinkle925 :(

[DS1]

1. Beautiful, and farewell, dear friend Chuggo

[LostinVA]

2. Chuggo don't leave us!

:cry:

[AlCzervik]

3. Nice.

:hi:

[Danger Mouse]

4. i think you should've stayed on longer....hey wait...ARE YOU WALT STARR??

:cry: don't leave me!!!

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Now THAT would be funny!

[Danger Mouse]

7. I've seen some spectacular flameouts during the primary wars...

probably the most memorable in recent memory was Perry Logan's hateful anti-Obama screed which he KNEW would get him banned, but went ahead with it anyway.
But nobody, and I mean, NOBODY, has ever flamed out like Walt Starr did.

[mainegreen]

5. I'll drink to that, Chuggo!

:toast:

[DS1]

8. Chug

I mean, kick

[mainegreen]

9. I'm still hoping skinner shows up in person to lock this thread.

That would be grand.

Especially if he did it with a rap.

:rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. brilliant.

[Richardo]

11. The horse is long dead and a bloody mess from the beating

Good riddance :boring:

[DS1]

12. Of the Normandie Beach of dead horses around here, you go

after Chuggo? It's been what, two weeks?


Sheesh

[terrya]

14. I was about ready to hide any thread with the word "chuggo" in the subject line.

Like the "Brazillion" joke and Lee Mercer, Jr, a subject that has been beaten to death, then beaten some more, until the bloodied corpse cannot be beaten anymore.

[DS1]

15. I guess it's a matter of perception

I think the Chuggo is hilarious, but about run its course, yet the toll booths, breastfeeding, olive garden, i want pics now, and bunko people will never ever stop. :shrug:

[Richardo]

16. It *is* like Omaha Beach, innit?

Think of all the glue and dog food we could make.

[terrya]

17. Well, that's true.

You DO have a point. I'd also say that we've heard all we need to hear about boxed wine, but I don't want to come off sounding like a meanspirited bitch.

[DS1]

18. I didn't want to single out Midlo by mentioning bunko ~and~ box wine

It's not her fault.

[terrya]

19. No.

I don't either.

[Midlodemocrat]

32. Thank you, darling.

Appreciate that. :hug:

[RadiationTherapy]

27. Wadju say? WADJU JUST FUCKING SAY!!?

[taterguy]

13. You were the only guy I would have switched teams for

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[Fran Kubelik]

20. I knew it couldn't be DS1

He's much more careful with his apostrophes.

Otherwise, man, right on. Very well done. :applause:

[JVS]

21. I think it was PeterU, he's always talking about Chuggo

[Tommy_Carcetti]

26. I'm flattered....

...but I have not the photoshop abilities to place a bouquet of flowers on Chuggo's heralded golden skull staff. Plus I was taking a nap when Chuggo was posting, so it can't be me.

I do think Chuggo's brief 15 posts on Democratic Underground will become the most rare and valuable posts in all of this website's history. I think I might lay claim to one and sell it on Ebay. It's like the Edsel of internet postings.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

22. well played, whomever you are !!

:toast:

[Sugar Smack]

23. Hi, GoPsUx!!! Hello!!! I'll bet it's you!

:hi:

[DS1]

24. ha ha! He would think of flowers

I sure wouldn't :D

[Sugar Smack]

29. The flowers, the "ladies", and I've *never* seen them in a room together.

:tinfoilhat:

[Fran Kubelik]

30. I was thinking along the same lines.

:hi:

[Sugar Smack]

31. Heh, heh!-

I think it was the aforementioned flowers & ladies, & our boy has a bit of experience with Photoshop. There was a Tolkein reference stuck in there, which I *think* I've heard him mention before. Plus, there's the "it's" thing, plus our guy is a music man.

:D :hi:

[Dr. Strange]

25. This is how I shall always remember you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fewSqea4CCs

Although just for a couple of days. :hi:

[TZ]

28. Maybe its time for an addition to your sigline....

:)