Hey, Monkeyfunk, how are the genital herpes coming along?

[HEyHEY]

Oh, shit, I meant to PM this.

:P

[DarkTirade]

1. ...

[HEyHEY]

3. don't act like you don't know where he got them!

[no name no slogan]

5. Off of Craigslist?

you are cold as ice, dude. :rofl:

[DarkTirade]

6. Hey, I was young and I needed the money!

:cry:

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. Oh man

Snerk...

[elshiva]

4. That's cold, hon.

:)

[MonkeyFunk]

7. The treatment's OK

But you should've told me about the cold sore before you went down on me.

[MonkeyFunk]

8. The treatment's OK

and tell your Mom I don't hold it against her.

[MonkeyFunk]

9. The treatment's OK

but seriously, your Dad should tell people.

[MonkeyFunk]

10. The treatment's OK

how's your sister's chlamydia?

[mcctatas]

11. Keeping it all in the family?

(someone had to say it ;) )

[MonkeyFunk]

12. well that'll teach me to

be a sex tourist in Manitoba.

[mcctatas]

14. I admire you for being able to learn the language...

What with all the extra You's and Hey's (of course, being from WI, we speak kind of a bastardized version of it)

:evilgrin:

[MonkeyFunk]

15. The language was easy

Pretty much they'd say "Two loony you fuck me, yeah?"

and I'd say "Yes, Mrs. (or Mr. or Ms.)HeyHey, deal!

They're a warm people.

[Connonym]

16. Where in WI?

I don't think I've met you at any of the Milwaukee meet ups. And my gawd we're a fabulous bunch of hot, intelligent people so you should join us the next time we get together :-D

[mcctatas]

18. The desolate wasteland known as the Fox Valley...

I've always wanted to go to a meetup, but it never seems to work out :(

[krispos42]

13. This is why...

...you don't recycle condoms! Turning them inside out is just not effective.

:crazy:

[Connonym]

17. ok that made me go "ewwwwww"

[mcctatas]

19. I just had to give this one the final rec needed to send it off to the

greatest page, sometimes I don't even like myself;)

[Lady Freedom]

20. So should I tell her that Monkeyfunk can't make it for the fourth? (See Picture)