varkam
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Fri Jun-27-08 01:44 AM
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Calling all grammar Nazis! |
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So I have a terrible habit of using hyphens entirely too much, and possibly in a way that they are not even intended for - you know, to explain an idea or to join together a couple sentences without resorting to those pesky colons. Is this kosher, or should I be summarily executed for my offenses against grammar?
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Fri Jun-27-08 01:53 AM
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1. Blasphemy! You should be summarily tortured and executed!! |
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Oh hell, I kid you.
People need to lighten the fuck up.
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Fri Jun-27-08 02:15 AM
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Fri Jun-27-08 02:21 AM
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6. LOL! Yep - you have the - idea. |
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Fri Jun-27-08 01:55 AM
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2. I leave a lot of hanging thoughts...... |
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kinda like that.....
Of course, if I ever get TS'd and try to come back as a new person, I'm sure it will be a dead giveaway, maybe.....
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Fri Jun-27-08 01:59 AM
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3. I use a lot of ellipses myself.... |
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Fri Jun-27-08 10:14 AM
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24. me too (and I was wondering if it was OK) |
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Fri Jun-27-08 11:41 AM
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28. The problem with posting on a message board is that I post how I talk... |
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And my speech is apparently laden with pregnant pauses. :P
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Fri Jun-27-08 02:01 AM
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4. I prescribe a colon cleansing |
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Fri Jun-27-08 02:42 AM
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7. I only saw one, and it was appropriate |
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Edited on Fri Jun-27-08 02:42 AM by dotcosm
I think you're being too hard on yourself.
Me, I have my own sins to confess. I'm an ellipsomaniac... and I LOVE caps for emphasis, and I use WAAAAAY too many exclamation points!!!
I'm surprised nobody has chastised me yet for it...!
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Fri Jun-27-08 03:37 AM
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12. I am chastising you for using too many ellipses, relying on caps, and using exclamation points... |
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to a redonkulous effect.
(It kind of takes the fun out of it if I'm telling you that I'm chastising you, doesn't it?
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Fri Jun-27-08 08:37 AM
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20. It was not appropriate. |
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The dash in the OP should be a colon.
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Fri Jun-27-08 09:05 AM
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21. I can't chastise you for it... |
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because I do it ALL the TIME!... B-)
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Fri Jun-27-08 02:59 AM
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8. You mean a dash. A hyphen joins words, a dash sets off a clause or phrase. |
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Use a single hyphen when you join two non-connected words.
A dash is used to set off clauses or phrases. Use two hyphens to form a dash when you want to set off a clause--that way it's more clear that you aren't joining the two words on either side of the hyphen. Notice, no spaces between word and dash. Alternately, you can do what you did - use a single dash with a space on either side - but I've always prefered the closed-in double-length dash, myself.
As for how to use it, it works like a comma or semi-colon or a set of parentheses. It's more forceful than a pair of commas, not as strong as parentheses or periods. You use it properly above. You can use it to join two related sentences--people do it all the time. Or use it--as you say--to explain an idea, or to set off a qualifying clause. If you are using a lot of commas in a list, for instance, a dash can indicate that you are setting off a clause instead of making another list.
Otherwise, the only real concern stylistically is that if you use too many dashes to set off clauses instead of commas, you weaken the impact of the dashes.
My theories, anyway. I'm a history major, so I'm just guessing. :)
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Fri Jun-27-08 03:36 AM
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10. That sounds excellent to me! |
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Fri Jun-27-08 10:48 AM
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25. You're right, but I think modern times have altered that rule |
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and for a good reason: too many conjoined characters can cause problems with automatic line returns. So I think alot of people have gotten in the habit of allowing spaces (between dash and words).
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Fri Jun-27-08 10:50 AM
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26. Yeah, good point. nt. |
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Fri Jun-27-08 03:09 AM
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9. You must immediately lock, then delete, yourself. |
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Fri Jun-27-08 03:36 AM
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11. I'm not even sure I can lock myself... |
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Oh well - I guess there is only one way to found out! :evilgrin:
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Fri Jun-27-08 04:08 AM
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*ring*
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"Good morning Skinner!"
"Whooz'it?"
"It's Varkam!"
<pause>
"Varkam?"
"Varkam! You know, from DU?"
"Oh, Varkam. Right." <brief pause> "Christ, Varkam, it's five o'clock in the morning! Somebody had better be dying! Not dead, dead can wait until after breakfast and coffee! DYING!!! Are you dying, Varkam???"
<long pause>
"Um. Yes?"
<long ominous pause>
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<ominous pause>
"Maybe?"
"You locked yourself, didn't you?"
"Um, maybe?"
<ominous pause>
<sigh> "Yes."
"This is what I'm going to do, Varkam."
"Yes?"
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"Yes! Thank you, Skinner, you're the-"
"THEN!!!! Theeeeeeeen... Then, Varkam, you and I are going out behind the woodshed."
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Fri Jun-27-08 04:31 AM
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That has got to be the funniest thing I've read in a long time :rofl:
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Fri Jun-27-08 02:29 PM
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Plus I learned about how to use a dash properly.
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Fri Jun-27-08 03:37 AM
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13. I like to call them Grammar pigs |
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The term "Nazi" is offensive to our German friends ;)
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Fri Jun-27-08 03:43 AM
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14. But pigs is offensive to our bacony friends. |
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Fri Jun-27-08 03:45 AM
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:D :rofl: I think good grammar is offensive to those of us who don't use it :P
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Fri Jun-27-08 12:06 PM
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Fri Jun-27-08 06:06 AM
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18. The hyphen to off-set remarks is not used enough, IMHO! |
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Fri Jun-27-08 09:53 AM
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23. punctuation is not in my opinion on DU frequent enough is it |
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Fri Jun-27-08 08:35 AM
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19. It sounds like you are casting asparagus. Seriesly! |
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Fri Jun-27-08 09:06 AM
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22. Whatever you write, it's incorrect without an umlaut. |
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Fri Jun-27-08 11:11 AM
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27. Isn't that the hangy-down thing in your throat? |
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Fri Jun-27-08 02:22 PM
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32. Silly, that's your uterus. nt |
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Fri Jun-27-08 01:00 PM
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They are M dashes, consisting of two N dashes (or hyphens) if you are lazy and don't use the right keystroke to get a proper, solid M dash.
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Fri Jun-27-08 01:15 PM
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31. An en dash isn't the same as a hyphen |
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Hyphen: -
En dash: –
Em dash: —
The en dash is supposed to be used in ranges, i.e. "The Dodgers won 5–4" and "They had a healthy father–son relationship." It would seem, though, that all but the most anal grammarians just use a hyphen in such cases — no doubt because it's easier to hit the hyphen key than type alt-0150 on a PC. (I suspect it's also easier for some to hit the hyphen twice for an em dash — which is acceptable if using a typewriter — rather than type alt-0151.)
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Fri Jun-27-08 06:24 PM
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41. I bow to your superior knowledge |
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Fri Jun-27-08 02:29 PM
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33. Are you sure you're not looking for the Punctuation Police? n/t |
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Fri Jun-27-08 03:53 PM
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35. No, you shouldn't be executed, |
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but whatever thought or opinion you were trying to express should be utterly ignored, and responses should be limited to pointing out the misplaced hyphen.
It's good, though, that you make these errors now and then. Some silly people here have a compulsive need to point out someone's grammatical error, no matter how inconsequential or irrelevant. Rather than a helpful and courteous PM, they like to insert themselves in the flow of a thread by publicly calling you out on a missing, or unnecessary, apostrophe and then leaving it at that. The idea you're trying to express is unworthy of any comment at all, but your grammatical error does deserve a short and pithy reprimand. After all, if you can't be fucking bothered to learn the proper use of the semicolon, how can we possibly be expected to attach any worth to the resulting gibberish.
If you never had a particularly good aptitude for grammar, and if you're still struggling with it as an adult, then, please, just don't post. Be content to read, but don't attempt to participate in any discussions. You're really not worthy and your thoughts are unimportant.
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Fri Jun-27-08 04:32 PM
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36. I'm pretty much a grammar Nazi, but I too have the bad habit |
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of using hyphens and ellipses far too often, at least in casual writing; I'm much more particular, of course, with things I'm writing for work, or for publication, or whatever. I say you are forgiven.
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Fri Jun-27-08 04:33 PM
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37. I also use hyphens a lot |
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I have read that Jackie Kennedy also liked to use them, so we are both in very good company.
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Fri Jun-27-08 05:13 PM
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38. learn how to use a semi-colon |
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Fri Jun-27-08 10:47 PM
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43. But watch the semicolon splice. |
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I can write a fifty-page paper in about three sentences, courtesy of the semicolon. All those ideas are connected, after all!
The best advice I was ever given: once you have a subject and a verb, stop.
Although I'm kind of fond of dashes myself...
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Fri Jun-27-08 05:39 PM
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Fri Jun-27-08 10:45 PM
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42. But, I love me some commas! |
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Fri Jun-27-08 11:04 PM
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44. I'm semi-addicted to commas too. |
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I, like you, maybe, get them for free, and, consequently, tend to toss them around, fairly indiscriminately, and far too often, when I post, or respond, whether here on DU, or, occasionally, on another board, which isn't this one, but, the other one.
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Fri Jun-27-08 05:43 PM
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40. I don't know nothin' 'bout no grammar. |
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Fri Jun-27-08 11:10 PM
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45. post it on DU...I would help you i know this sucks |
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Sat Jun-28-08 12:03 AM
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I, too am guilty of this :blush:
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Sat Jun-28-08 02:12 AM
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47. As pennance you must deconstruct "Absalom, Absalom!" for the lounge... |
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after treating us to a live reading, of course...
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