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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-27-08 11:24 AM
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Match Game for Dummies: "Olga Orange was so old, her birth certificate was 'blank'.
:hide: :dilemma: :think:
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-27-08 12:12 PM
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1. What the hell? I see you looking at this thread and you can't respond?
is it sooo hard? :rofl: :dunce: :spank:
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Frosty1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-27-08 12:19 PM
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2. Made out of papyrus
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Tikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-27-08 12:19 PM
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3. A fig leaf....


Tikki
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-27-08 12:20 PM
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4. Carved on a stone tablet...
Saying "Oog. Urrr. Ugh."
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-27-08 12:22 PM
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5. Past its expiration.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-27-08 12:22 PM
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6. "the first one."
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-27-08 12:27 PM
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7. I loved this from the Family Guy ...
Gene Rayburn: Forgetful Freddy was so forgetful...
Audience: How forgetful was he?
Gene Rayburn: He was so forgetful, whenever he tried to remember someone's name, he drew a blank....

They then show the panel all staring, unable to answer.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-27-08 01:24 PM
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8. ...in the same file as John McCain's.
:evilgrin:
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-27-08 01:27 PM
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9. Good one !
:rofl:
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MicaelS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-27-08 01:39 PM
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10. She answered....
"Birth certificate, what is that?"
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