ulysses
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Fri Jun-27-08 12:39 PM
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Hot water tank is leaking. Fucking fuckitty fuck.
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DS1
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Fri Jun-27-08 12:47 PM
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1. You call your water tank Jesus? |
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Can it make wine come out your tap?
(sorry)
Good luck!
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ulysses
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Fri Jun-27-08 12:51 PM
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2. if I claim to see Jesus' face in the mold patches in the basement, |
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can I charge enough in admission to pay for repairs?
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Fri Jun-27-08 12:53 PM
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3. also, make everyone wear respectable long pants |
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so they help soak up the water and take it home.
Or sell bottled Jesus water souvenirs
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Fri Jun-27-08 01:03 PM
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4. "Behold, I give you the very sandals of Christ!" |
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"Aren't those sponges with masking tape around them?"
"Shut up, you, and put the damned things on. Now, shuffle around over here and look transfixed."
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