KitchenWitch
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Fri Jun-27-08 03:53 PM
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I am writing this on behalf of all Twins fans everywhere. Please do your best to beat the White Sox this weekend. A sweep would be most preferable.
Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
KitchenWitch - a diehard Twins fan.
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Fri Jun-27-08 03:58 PM
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1. Dear Los Angeles Dodgers: |
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The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, Orange County, Southern Kollyforniya, U S of A, Earth, System of Sol, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe, have your asses dialed. Please leave town for the weekend to spare your fans further humiliation.
Anonymous — a realistic Dodgers fan.
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KitchenWitch
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Fri Jun-27-08 04:03 PM
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4. I wish we were not busy all weekend |
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I would love to catch one of the games up there.
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Fri Jun-27-08 04:04 PM
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5. Bet you wanted to be at Little Big Horn, Pearl Harbor and Dunkirk, too |
KitchenWitch
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Fri Jun-27-08 04:06 PM
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I would wear my Dodgers shirt!
Seriously I need to get back to Dodger Stadium since it is only 45 miles away.
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Fri Jun-27-08 04:12 PM
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7. Honestly, I don't think I'd go to this series |
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The Angels fucking pwn us, man. In particular, I think Vlad the Impaler has more hits against us than at-bats. x(
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Fri Jun-27-08 04:19 PM
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8. Vlad the junk ball hitter? |
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There is not a pitch known to human kind that works as an "out" pitch for him. Jeebus.
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Oeditpus Rex
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Fri Jun-27-08 04:26 PM
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9. That goes for pretty much the entire Republican League |
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which is why the Republicans beat the NL. Real American baseball has nuanced strategies, but the Official Mottos of the Republican League are:
• "Swing, goddammit! If it ain't a homer, there's always your next at-bat!"
and
• "We support the ERA — as long as it's over 6.00."
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Fri Jun-27-08 06:04 PM
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10. Heh, I am going to that game tonight. |
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Fri Jun-27-08 03:59 PM
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So I will have to believe what you say....:hi: :hug:
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Fri Jun-27-08 04:02 PM
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3. Dempster is pitching tonight, so we're doing our best to help nt |
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Fri Jun-27-08 06:05 PM
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Fri Jun-27-08 06:23 PM
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Edited on Fri Jun-27-08 06:24 PM by Brigid
:cry:
Sorry Twins fans. We'll get 'em tomorrow.
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KitchenWitch
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Sat Jun-28-08 12:48 AM
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:hi:
At least the Twins did not lose any ground to the White Sox today.
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Sat Jun-28-08 01:07 AM
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Maybe when you guys have Spring Training next year you can focus more on fundamentals and less on whatever in the hell it was that you were doing because it sure as hell wasn't practicing baseball.
Sasquatch - lifelong Reds fan
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Sat Jun-28-08 01:07 AM
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14. Dear Cincinnati Reds, |
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Maybe when you guys have Spring Training next year you can focus more on fundamentals and less on whatever in the hell it was that you were doing because it sure as hell wasn't practicing baseball.
Sasquatch - lifelong Reds fan
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Sat Jun-28-08 01:17 AM
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15. I'd LOVE to be at the ballpark |
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Like back in the 60's as a child. My grandparents lived 12 blocks from Wrigley. Whether the game is there or the new Sox field: GO CUBBIES!!!
:hi:
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KitchenWitch
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Sat Jun-28-08 01:18 AM
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16. It is being played at Comisk...er US Cellular Field this weekend. |
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Sat Jun-28-08 01:22 AM
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18. I don't mention ballparks named after.........corporations |
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:puke:
Wrigley excepted, of course.
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Sat Jun-28-08 01:23 AM
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Sat Jun-28-08 01:33 AM
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20. Can you explain that infernal infield fly rule? |
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That's perplexed me since Little League.
:)
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KitchenWitch
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Sat Jun-28-08 01:36 AM
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if you have runners at first and second, and the batter pops up to the infield, the umpire can call the infield fly rule so the batter is out. The base runners can run at their own risk. The rationale behind the infield fly rule is so that the team in the field can't get a cheap double play by accidentally on purpose dropping the ball, getting a force out on one of the existing base runners and then throwing to first to get the batter out.
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Sat Jun-28-08 01:49 AM
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23. Copied to MS Word for sober review |
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Sat Jun-28-08 01:50 AM
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I was confuzzled about infield fly until about 3 years ago.
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Sat Jun-28-08 01:21 AM
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Please continue to win a lot of World Series, since I'll be living right in Fenway in the foreseeable future and because it will piss off a certain Blue Jays fan I used to be friends with. Also, because I really, really like you.
Sincerely, -Rocky (who became a fan in 2001 and is not, *not* a bandwagon rider)
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Sat Jun-28-08 01:39 AM
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Back to the basics:
This is a baseball, this is a bat. Hit the damn ball with the bat.
:(
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Sat Jun-28-08 07:46 AM
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25. Dear Washington Nationals |
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While you are having a dreadful year, please to win ONE more agaisnt the Orioles so PeterU has to EAT CROW! Turtlensue--who has a bet on with PeterU on the battle of the beltways.
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Sun Jun-29-08 11:51 AM
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29. PeterU may eat crow, but Peter A will not be. He wins either way and he's laughing all the way |
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Sat Jun-28-08 10:19 AM
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Please don't drop any games this weekend against the Astros. For God's sake, they are 37-43. You are 50-32. There is no reason to lose. Also, in case you've forgotten, you're only half a game up over the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. To be in second place to the Devil Rays beyond early May is humiliating.
That said, Pittsburgh Pirates: PLEASE try even just once to take a game from the Devil Rays, preferably on a day that the Red Sox win, although I am not too picky at this point.
Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
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Sat Jun-28-08 10:26 AM
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27. Dear Colorado Rockies, |
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You're going down big-time today.
Love, Tigers fans everywhere
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KitchenWitch
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Sun Jun-29-08 11:48 AM
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28. Dear Minnesota Twins - |
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You are playing the Brewers at home for crying out loud. Try not to make Sheets look like the second coming of Cy Young today. I know you didn't intend to make Parra look like Cy Young yesterday, but you did.
Helpfully,
KitchenWitch
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