MrScorpio
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Fri Jun-27-08 09:14 PM
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You are a hopeless, worthless human being... |
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Edited on Fri Jun-27-08 09:19 PM by MrScorpio
Why do so many advertisers use this premise to try sell me stuff that I don't need?
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redwitch
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Fri Jun-27-08 09:17 PM
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1. "Can't be a man cause he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me... |
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I can't get no... satisfaction".
:-) Couldn't agree more. Not only are we hopeless and worthless, we smell bad too. And our teeth aren't white enough. At least we don't have ring around the collar anymore!
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The Velveteen Ocelot
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Fri Jun-27-08 09:17 PM
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I must purchase stuff that makes me look better, smell better, that impresses my friends, makes me rich or at least look rich -- because the real me is homely, smelly, uninteresting and poor.
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Pierre.Suave
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Fri Jun-27-08 10:16 PM
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7. You're on a roll tonight... |
Adsos Letter
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Fri Jun-27-08 10:06 PM
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3. wtf...are you channeling my step-dad...? |
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Edited on Fri Jun-27-08 10:13 PM by adsosletter
...just referring to your post title...
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The Straight Story
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Fri Jun-27-08 10:07 PM
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4. Cause in your case it is true |
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:rofl:
And why do medical commercials always tell me I am probably dying of something and I need to rush to a dr and ask about something they sell?
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Robeson
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Fri Jun-27-08 10:13 PM
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5. Wow, from the subject line, I thought I was still working for my Dad... |
Jade Fox
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Fri Jun-27-08 10:15 PM
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6. Because it works with most people.. |
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Fri Jun-27-08 10:18 PM
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8. You are a fluke of the Universe |
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You have no right to be here, and whether you can hear it or not, the Universe is laughing behind your back
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alarimer
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Fri Jun-27-08 11:14 PM
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9. I've told I look stupid (in spam). |
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I'm not sure how they would know but it did kind of hurt my feelings a little.
Not really.
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