Help, my brains are leaking out of my skull!

[Jackhammer Jesus]

Well, that's what it feels like, at least, when you spend an entire day reading pure, unadulterated bullshit. Pity me.

I read "The O'Reilly Factor" for a book review in an American Politics course I'm taking. That and Michael Moore's "Downsize This" are the required reading for the course.

What a waste of a day. I have better things to do than read O'Reilly jacking himself off about how great a journalist he is and how much he hates the Clintons. I don't think he could figure out whether he wanted to write an autobiography or a self-help book. It made me feel dirty - well, moreso than usual. :D

Now I'm drowning my sorrows in Miller Lite - thank God for cheap beer.

[Faygo Kid]

1. Bad day: O'Reilly's blatherings and Miller Lite

My sympathies, but choosing Miller Lite is your own bad decision. Will only make you leak somewhere else.