Besides Carlin, I'm looking forward to seeing some of these old skits, including the parody ad for a <gasp!> three bladed razor! People are so stupid they'll buy anything.
From the inaugural episode, October 11th, 1975: Carlin performs three individual monologues on the program. Music guests are Janis Ian and Billy Preston, plus a landmark performance from comedian Andy Kaufman.
MontageNote: Don Pardo accidentally misannounces the cast as The Not For Ready Prime Time Players.
George Carlin's MonologueSummary: After entering the stage through the audience, Carlin recites "Baseball and Football" from his new album "An Evening with Wally Londo, Featuring Bill Slazso".
Note: Carlin wanted to wear a t-shirt, but the network wanted him to wear a suit. As a compromise, Carlin wore a vest and jacket over his t-shirt, and hosted the show while reportedly stoned out of his mind.
Note: Carlin only appears on stage to perform stand-up or introduce the evening's musical guests.
New Dad InsuranceSummary: The typical family home is made up of Mom (Jacqueline Carlin), Dad (Dan Aykroyd) and the children. But if Dad suddenly dies, the family's emotional loss is covered by New Dad (Chevy Chase).
Billy Preston performs "Nothing From Nothing"The CourtroomSummary: A rape victim (Jane Curtin) testifies in court, but can't bare to repeat the lewd suggestion posed by her attacker. Instead, the pertinent evidence is written on a piece of paper and passed among the jury.
Andy KaufmanSummary: Kaufman at first appears nervous, then calmly turns on a recording of the "Mighty Mouse" theme song and lip-syncs a single key lyric.
George Carlin Stand-Up ISummary: Carlin performs some observational stand-up prior to introducing Janis Ian.
Janis Ian performs "At Seventeen"Victims Of Shark BiteSummary: Martin Gresner (John Belushi) claims his limbs have been bitten off by sharks.
JamitolSummary: Chevy Chase and Michael O'Donaghue portray a married couple, whose lives have been enrichened by using the advertised product.
Weekend Update with Chevy ChaseSummary: Anchorman Chevy Chase talks dirty on the phone before commenting on events in the news, while correspondent Laraine Newman reports on the latest murder to occur at the Blaine Motel.
TriopeninSummary: Product's child-proof safety cap prevents arthritis medicine from being used.
The MuppetsSummary: Muppets Ploobis (Jim Henson) & Scred (Jerry Nelson) visit the Mighty Favog (Frank Oz).
George Carlin Stand-Up IISummary: Carlin's stand-up topics range from the mysterious blue food to a round of oxymorons, before introducing a film by Albert Brooks.
The Impossible Truth"Summary: Albert Brooks reports unlikely news items in his short film.
Bee HospitalSummary: Upon birth, bee fathers are informed of their newborns' ranks in the hive.
Academy of Better CareersSummary: Now you can be a stand-by operator, too.
Valri BromfieldSummary: Comedian Valri Bromfield mimics a teacher and a volleyball player in her routine.
Show Us Your GunsSummary: In a parody of the Lark cigarette commercials, SNL's film truck passes through the city streets asking to see citizens' firearms.
George Carlin Stand-Up IIISummary: Carlin's final round of stand-up focuses on God and religion.
Billy Preston performs "Fancy Lady"Trojan Horse Home SecuritySummary: Home security technician Kenny Vorstrather (Dan Aykroyd) breaks into a couple's (John Belushi, Gilda Radner) house to demonstrate how vulnerable they are to a home invasion.
Triple-TracSummary: The three-blade razor is designed for people who'll believe anything they see.
Janis Ian performs "In The Winter"