Long time no see Lizards.

[Chovexani]

It's official. Put in my two weeks at work, JetBlue has my reservation. On August 1st I say sayonara to this shithole:



And I'm coming home to this:



I'm sorry I ever left you, NY! I'll never do it again! :cry:

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Hey babe!!

Welcome back to the East Coast!! :bounce:

:loveya:

[Chovexani]

4. Everybody was right! Phoenix sucks!

Why didn't I listen?! :evilfrown: :dunce: :banghead:

Oh, well. I will have to hit you guys up on the way to Salem sometime. :)

[bicentennial_baby]

5. Our house is open to you anytime, love...

:)

And we cook well too. ;)

[Chovexani]

7. So I hear!

[amitten]

9. Phoenix!

:puke: I could'a told you THAT.

Phoenix: For people who don't want to wait for Hell.

[Chovexani]

10. Hahahaha. Truer words.

It's my own fault. Everybody warned me but no, I just had to move out there for a relationship. That ended quickly in spectacular fashion.

I will miss In n Out, and that is about it.

[amitten]

12. Oh, but what about the endless miles of desert and concrete?

And the fantastic DRY 112 degree hell-heat beating down upon all that sprawl?

And the Republicans! Don't forget the REPUBLICANS!

[Chovexani]

13. "It's a dry heat." Most LOLtastic words in English

When it's 110+ it doesn't matter. Hot is motherfucking hot at that point.

But, uh, they're getting a light rail? :rofl:

[amitten]

14. If it's a temperature you could use for baking, it's too f'in hot.

I think I could probably put something on a cookie sheet and have it turn crispy-golden-brown in that blast furnace of a city.

[Chovexani]

16. We did an experiment at work the other day

When it was 114. Somebody sat out an egg bacon and a slice of bread outside on some tinfoil on the smokers patio to see what would happen.

You know that shit was cooked by the time I left for the night. :crazy:

[amitten]

17. But don't you LOVE that!?! How could you not LOVE that?!?!?!

:rofl:

[sniffa]

2. I'm glad you're coming back

:hi:

[Chovexani]

6. Glad to be coming back

:hug:

I can't take all these Repukes out here. Confederate flags on cars. WHUT.

[sniffa]

11. I haven't been back to NYC since the day I met you

I hope we get to hang out again. :hug:

[Solon]

3. Finally! A return to civilization!

Welcome back! :hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. Welcome back!

:toast:

[DarkTirade]

15. Yay!

Cilivisashun!

[Chovexani]

18. YOU

So when are we playing Matron Mother and captive adventurer? :hide:

[DarkTirade]

19. I don my robe and wizard hat!

:evilgrin:

[Chovexani]

20. But do you attack the darkness?

:P

[DarkTirade]

21. I thought I was at the bar?

:shrug:

Dude, are you out of Mountain Dew?

[Chovexani]

22. Dunno

But I've got Cheetos.

[DarkTirade]

24. Am I getting drunk yet?

Roll the dice, I want to see if I'm getting drunk! :P

[DarkTirade]

25. Hey, you're missin' the discussion on whether I should stick my new camera phone in my pants

and take a picture. :P

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7875839

[ScreamingMeemie]

23. And they, and we, are glad to have you back.

:hug:

[BlueIris]

26. Good luck! Safe trip. nt