greenbriar
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Sun Jun-29-08 06:15 PM
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As God is my Witness, I thought turkeys could fly |
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That exact episode is on RIGHT NOW
on WGN
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Sun Jun-29-08 06:16 PM
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1. They can. I've seen it. |
Pierre.Suave
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Sun Jun-29-08 06:16 PM
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But they cant fly very far.
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Sun Jun-29-08 06:20 PM
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3. My friend was bombing down the road in Oklahoma doing about 70 |
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and he CREAMED a big turkey flying across the road. Went right through his windshield. :o
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Sun Jun-29-08 06:26 PM
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4. you should see what happens with turkey vultures |
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their first instinct is to puke their guts out...
I have a friend who had one fly in through a window, while driving the Sierra Madre...
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Sun Jun-29-08 06:26 PM
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5. that's what we call 'natural consequences' |
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Sun Jun-29-08 07:15 PM
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I bet that was not pretty...
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Sun Jun-29-08 06:27 PM
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7. one time, a turkey was about to be creamed by a semi... |
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so the turkey took flight, flew OVER the semi, and made it to the other side of the road in one piece. i've never seen anything like it.
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Sun Jun-29-08 07:19 PM
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now thats a will to survive!
:rofl:
I have ever seen a turkey fly that far or high.
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Sun Jun-29-08 07:59 PM
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12. That's what we call 'incredible motivation.' |
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I hear tell that a farmer tried to chop off his head, but he slammed his beak into the poor sucker's balls.
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Sun Jun-29-08 08:38 PM
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Sun Jun-29-08 06:28 PM
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8. I never found that funny |
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Sun Jun-29-08 06:30 PM
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9. I wasn't logged in and 2 of the 3 ads on the page were WKRP ads... |
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I don't know how that works but it's freaky.
:)
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Sun Jun-29-08 08:28 PM
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13. Here's your proof....:) |
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Sun Jun-29-08 08:40 PM
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Edited on Sun Jun-29-08 08:41 PM by jasonc
I just got the reference.
Whoever posted about WKRP ads, thanks. It just clicked in my head what the OP was referring to.
edit to add, :rofl:
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