What will eventually happen to Ann Coulter?

[waterman]

Will she live to a ripe old age? Will she die of an illness? If so, what type? Will she be murdered? If so how and by whom? Will she move to another country? If so which one? Or something totally different that I hadn't thought of. Let's consider the possibilities.

[DuctapeFatwa]

1. A Fox reality show where she's upstaged regularly by Paris Hilton

if there's a God..

[waterman]

4. Oh, that is so good!

[VOX]

53. Genius.

Truly.

:toast:

[phaseolus]

2. "In the long run, we'll all be dead."

the obvious answer.

More to the point of your question, she'll fade into obscurity after a while. (Remember 20 years ago? Morton Downey Jr. was a big deal? Who talks about him now?)

She's admitted publicly that she gets attention because of her long pretty hair. Truth is, anyone can spew outrageous crap, so if the only thing that makes you marketable is your looks (such as they are...) it's only a matter of time before someone younger, prettier, and more venomous comes along.

It's a shelf life thing. And a few months after her sell-by date she'll probably hole up somewhere with a couple cases of gin and cartons of Marlboros and develop painful health problems in her 60s.

[thom1102]

25. Well, that's because Mort Downey Jr died of Lung cancer...

That's why no one talks about him anymore.

[Carolina]

51. considering she's a chain smoker,

she may meet the same fate, even sooner

[NNadir]

63. Normally, having seen my father go through it, I wouldn't wish it on

anyone. But I can make an exception.

[knight_of_the_star]

3. She will

Be found dead in a gutter one morning.

[BillZBubb]

5. He will have that sex change operation

and become the woman that is hidden deep inside--crying to be let out.

[emanymton]

19. Why? He Looks Good? In A Dress ........whimper

[gator_in_Ontario]

6. Tar and feathers works for me! n/t

[Must_B_Free]

7. Cancer

the evil in her soul will literally eat away her physical being.

Of course the chain smoking doesn't help either.

[Frank_Person]

8. She'll spew her hatefilled crap untill she's near death...

and then say "oops, I was an asshole and wrong" just before she dies like Wallace did.

[imax2268]

9. As much as I dislike her...

I wouldn't wish anything bad on her...I'm quite sure that people will get tired of her rants and she will fade away...people get tired of the same ol same ol...

[Thtwudbeme]

10. A room with soft walls

and no windows.

Lots of medication.

[alittlelark]

65. Agreed, I've thought that for awhile

it's just a matter of time!!:evilgrin:

[still_one]

11. She will come out of the closet

And admit that Mary Chenny and her are married

[Tripper11]

12. Thinnnnnerrr.......

she will continue to get thinner and thinner until one day...:nuke: POOF!

[paranoid floyd]

13. Fade

She will fade much like the stench of a 'green apple splatter' bowel movement after a night of wings and draft beer.

[waterman]

16. Ouch! That was rough!

[Catshrink]

14. Presdient Kerry's AG will charge her with treason and she'll die in jail.

[peterh]

42. My exact thoughts….

[Kickin_Donkey]

15. I think she'll commit suicide ...

There's a LOT of pathology there. For a human being to spout that much outrageous hatred, venom, and lies ... well, you know this person is deeply troubled and it's eating her from the inside out. Something has to give. Hell, she's only a pathetic shell of a human being as it is.

Her confidence, smugness, and physical "attractiveness" in front of the camera are a facade. When her looks face, her star will fade, and she'll realize what a tool she's been and that she's a pseudo-person. There is and will be absolutely no love or beauty in her existence.

They'll find here dead somewhere, having taken her own life.

[pink_poodle]

22. Yes, she is tragic and seems unhappy, so................

good riddance to her when she tops herself.

[DS1]

17. She'll be sacrificed for the cause, ala Barbara Olsen

At least this time nobody will have to cry crocodile tears for her on national television.

[ronnykmarshall]

18. A house will fall on her.

[dolo amber]

20. Steam roller

;)

Actually, you beat me to it, except I was gonna use the other obvious reference:

Someone will throw a bucket of water on her. :P

[thom1102]

26. DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!

I am just not quick enough off the draw!

How about a bucket of water?

[Dogmudgeon]

21. A Fate Worse than Death

Obscurity.

"Ann Who?" asks a newbie on DU in 2010.

Betcha less than 5% of the people here know who John Stormer or Martin Dies were, or the significance of Quemoy and Matsu.

Not that such people are uninformed. There is so much to keep up with that it's impossible to remember it all. But these people and places were burning issues in their times, and few people over 40 remember them -- which may be a blessing in disguise!

--bkl
More people remember Murray the K.

[waterman]

23. I like your answer best of all I think.

[pink_poodle]

24. Nobody I know here has ever heard of her, even at the.............

epitome of her "fame".

[Faygo Kid]

27. Detox, then claim victim status

Just like Rush. I think Ann has some kind of substance abuse problem, maybe booze.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

28. She will end up the way all people like her end up

She is too mean to die until she's dragged away screaming, so she will get old and live in a really nice house and have a lot of money, but she won't really like or trust anyone. Her relatives or care-takers will scheme for her money because people like her drive away any kind people and end up with selfish, greedy people taking care of them to get their money. Or they pay strangers and yell at them all day.

It's a good chance Limbaugh and Scaife and Cheney and a lot of powerful people like them will end up the same way - bitter and angry and surrounded by people they hate -- because they don't understand anything deeper than selfishness and money, so they can't attract anyone or anything good to their lives.

[waterman]

31. Damn, that was good.

[VOX]

55. Wow! You talk about *reality*!

That is it.

:toast:

[NightTrain]

62. Oh, how I hope you're right!

It would be exactly the fate that woman deserves!

[HEyHEY]

29. Presiding over the damned from her fiery throne?

[doc03]

30. She will marry Matt Drudge and have many very ugly children.

[randr]

32. Who is Ann Coulter???

[myomy]

33. She's made of bone, skin, hair and hate

.

[porkrind]

48. I really laughed out loud !!!

Thanks, that was a good one!
:yourock:

It all comes down to Karma.

In any healthy flavor of religion or philosophy, lies and hatred are not good healthy things for people. Like Karma, the golden rule, ect. She can never be a good person telling those lies. You can't do wrong and feel right. Either she changes her ways and gets healthier, or keeps on lying and hating, in which case she gets sicker. :puke:

I just hope she doesn't infect other people with her cancerous hatred.

[AgadorSparticus]

34. She'll die from an infection from all the lies biting her in the ass.

[VOX]

59. What ass?????

:shrug:

[Old and In the Way]

35. She'll end up a cheap wine drunk who'll spend the rest of her

pathetic life sitting by herself at the end of the bar; raging on about imaginary treasonists and the liberals who exposed her for the worthless POS she is.

[Bossy Monkey]

36. Maybe someday she'll marry somebody named Achronism n/t

[hyphenate]

37. hdh, heh, heh

Don't start giving me ideas...........

[rasputin1952]

38. She'll wind up on Hollywood Squares...

and not the center.

To be honest, I think she will fade away. She'll just move off to the darkness head bowed and body bent over from the mental anguish of having realized that she was used as a shill.

It is hard to describe the opposing emotions of joy and sympathy I'll feel when that day comes.

O8)

[belle]

39. Or Branson, MO

Her and Anita Bryant; they can form a double act.

[VOX]

54. Yes, Branson! The closest thing to hell in the United States...

May Yakoff Smirnoff can open for them.

:puke:

[slackdude]

57. What Vegas would be like if Ned Flanders ruled the world

[VOX]

60. Hah! Right on, slackdude!

Good one -- :toast:

[mykpart]

40. Someone will spill water on her

and she will melt!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

41. She will go back to playing a giraffe in sesame street.

[maveric]

43. When the Reich falls they will shave her head and paint a swastika on

her forehead like the French, Dutch and Belgians did after the liberation in 1944.

[maveric]

44. Dupe, please delete

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

45. While eating her own young

she will overlook one who will escape, and that child will grow up to kill her by piercing her heart of stone. I think. I could be confusing her with someone else.

[MrSlayer]

46. Eventually she will die. Let's just hope sooner than later.

[The Lone Liberal]

47. She will grow old, as do we all…

Although she will not do so with grace. As age begins to trace its flow upon her visage she will engage in repeated cosmetic surgeries, gathering that loosening skin ever upward, until that sad day when she will truly be speaking out-of-her-ass.

[PassingFair]

49. Two Words

Prostate Cancer

[ScreamingMeemie]

69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

My dearest, that one is the best.

:loveya:

[ArkDem]

50. She will marry Wes Clark and have 7 children.

She will be elected Senator and get a single payer helath insurance law passed.

[AlFrankenFan]

52. She lose her mind

One day, she'll be sitting somewhere, and she'll just explode. For a while she'll wonder around Washington DC, occasionally interrupting sessions of Congress and tour groups around the area, shouting random lies she has told over the years. Then, when she's making a public specacle of herself at a water fountain claiming she can turn water into wine, the cops will drag her off to some insane asylum, and we'll never have to see or hear of her again.
Life's a bitch now isn't it, Coulter?

[slackdude]

56. Everyone will confuse her with...

Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS - please help with the Ann Coulter google bombing campaign: http://jasonbuckley.com/blog/2004_02_22_archive.html#107748554986393884

[Mobius]

58. die from heart attack from anorexia

who else finds it ironic that shes anorexic, given the fact that its a disease brought on by inferiority complexes and feelings of worthlessness advocated by the GOP?
:shrug:just curious

[GoddessOfGuinness]

61. She will be reincarnated

as a cockroach.

[DEM FAN]

64. She Is Going To HELL.

;-)

[Goldberg]

66. Maybe she'll fall off the face of this earth..

and into hell.

[Piperay]

67. She's going to hell

when she dies with all the other evil people like herself. :evilfrown:

[Ganja Ninja]

68. She'll be sued for giving someone a social disease.

And eventually after she dies she'll be eaten by rats like Kenny on South Park.

[TXlib]

70. The most evil thing is what i wish on her...

namely, to live to a ripe old age, decades after becoming totally irrelevant and forgotten, and seeing everything she cares about turn to ashes.