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Edited on Sat Feb-21-04 02:53 PM by Rabrrrrrr
Friend and I were hanging out on the platform, awaiting a train, when a homeless guy came to us and asked for a light for his cigarette. Neither of us smoke, so had to say no. But he stuck around and talked, very drunkenly and in a low-level paranoic kind of way, and kept wanting to shake hands and give us little hugs. For the most part, it was very innocuous and I wasn't worried, except that he was very tall and my friend is very small, and I was worried the dude might get angry and my friend into the tracks or something. But realistically, there was no worry. Just a standard very drunk unbalanced person, and eventually we became friends, I "guarded his back" as he left, and he disappeared.
So after it's all done, a cop comes up to me after the homeless guy moved on. We were at one end of the platform, and the cop was in the cop booth, about 30 feet away from where we were. Friend and I are standing talking after the homeless guy left, talking about the lecture we'd just been to, neither one of thinking a second thought about the incident. So cop shows up, trying to look all-knowing and wise and worldly and better able to handle any situation than I ever could, and says to us, "I watched that whole episode from the booth. You really should be more careful, and not get so close to these people. You never know what might happen."
Dick. Would love to have dinged him a dollar if we had an idiot tax. I so wanted to say, "So why didn't you come out, dickhead?" But the train was arriving, and I was more interested in getting on the train than I was telling the cop what a moron he was and berating him for waiting until *I* handled the situation to then come out and criticize me. So I didn't say anything, I just shrugged and gave him a look of "whatever, moron", and got on the train, and he walked off, smugly self-satisfied that he'd done told the idiot civilian what was right and done his job.
Pfagh. Cop made me so angry for a while on the train.
Does he do that all the time? "Ma'am, I was watching the whole thing, and you really shouldn't let strange men have sex with you - you never know what might happen." Or "When someone mugs you like that, and I watched the whole thing, so I know, you really shouldn't stand so close to them, but should be further away, preferably a block or so. Then they can't get your money. Well, let that be a lesson for ya. Next time, don't get so close to muggers."
"Wow, yeah, I watched the whole thing. You know, if you were waearing kevlar, or had tougher skin, that knife proabbly wouldn't be sticking in your chest. You really have to be more careful when people approach you with a knife like that. Idiot. Well, let me call an ambulance for you, even though you're stupid."
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