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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-08 07:28 PM
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When and how did you learn about the "Birds and the Bees"?
My mom gave me very detailed and scientific lesson about the time I was ten years old.

Encyclopedias: Dope!
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-08 07:29 PM
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1. I learned the way you're supposed to
Jr. High, locker room.
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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-08 07:33 PM
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2. Mom gave me a book...
Edited on Sun Jul-06-08 07:34 PM by HawkeyeX
After I asked what "ejaculate" means..

Can't remember what it's called but it was for boys....

I think I was 10 or 11.

Hawkeye-X
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-08 07:40 PM
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5. I was about 5 or 6 years old
Edited on Sun Jul-06-08 07:46 PM by johnnie
I was playing with my cars in the dirt and I was making roads and a tunnel. I was jamming a stick into the hole and my neighbors started laughing. They were in the fifth grade or so (twin brothers) and when I asked what they were laughing at they told me. They sort of explained it to me so at least I knew what the deal was.

They also taught me a little "tune" that went something like "Motherfucker sister brother daddy's in jail. Mama's on the corner yelling "pussy for sale!".

I don't know if I would cal that "the birds and bees", but I sure as hell knew more about things like that than many of my friends for a while..lol

Ooops, this was supposed to be to the OP.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-08 07:33 PM
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3. That awkward moment in my Datsun hatchback, the laughter...
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NewEnglandGirl Donating Member (602 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-08 07:36 PM
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4. My Mom
told me all of this nonsense and made it sound so clinical that I asked her, "Do you have to go to the hospital to do that?" I was about 10 also.
After that I told her that some of the other kids were reading a book about it and she bought it for me. That's when I understood it.
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Inspired Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-08 07:52 PM
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6. From the book "Everything you always wanted to know about sex, but were afraid to ask."
I found a copy in our house when I was about 10. I knew where babies came from, I just didn't know how they got there.

I remember being very grossed out.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-08 07:55 PM
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7. I still can't figure em out
pollination, bee's foots, the wind...

:shrug:
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-08 07:56 PM
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8. Honestly, I don't remember.
It's just one of those things I 'knew' in elementary school, then learned a bit more about once the girls around me started developing and the internet came to be. :P
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-08 07:58 PM
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9. Grew up on the farm.
Didn't long to figure out where babies came from or how they got started.
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lizerdbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-08 08:00 PM
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10. Since I was the younger of 2
we had some explanation books for kids around that were originally for my sister when my mom was pregnant with me. I think it was "Where did I come from?" I think I first read it about 7 or so. Most of my friends had an idea about it by then too.

The funny thing was there was the cartoon drawing of the couple in bed and I thought you put it in and just laid there. I was surprised later to learn that there was some movement involved. I actually argued with a friend about it in elementary school. "That book didn't say they were moving!" :rofl:
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briv1016 Donating Member (407 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-08 08:03 PM
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11. 13, internet.
My parents never gave me or my 3 siblings "the talk." To this day they get embarrassed when we watching movies with sex scenes. (I turn 21 in October)
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-08 08:10 PM
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12. Health class in school
before that, I had no idea. We never talked about such things at home.

I think having this in health class is important. My girlfriend had no idea what was happening when her boyfriend at the time took advantage of her back when she was in high school. That was a bad experience for her and she was wary of sex for quite some time after that.

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littlebit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-08 08:14 PM
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13. I found my dad's porn
collection when I was 13. I found out when I was 20 that it was really my mothers.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-08 09:27 PM
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14. Graduate courses in

animal behavior.

Read a lot of papers about eusocial insects and sexual selection and other topics relative to birds.

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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-08 09:59 PM
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15. The school sent home a note saying there was this assembly coming up for 4th graders.
Once my mom read the note, she poured me a big glass of milk, gave me a twinkie, and sat down to tell me the facts, so that I wouldn't be completely shocked when they showed us this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3__DUte2hI
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-08 10:03 PM
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16. Watching our beagle get knocked up
and my mother's embarrassed reaction. :shrug:
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-08 10:52 PM
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17. Figured it out when I was about 6-7
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Doc_Technical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-08 11:35 PM
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18. Pat Paulson
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