Which are more fundamentally horrible:

[Orrex]

[BlueJazz]

1. I threatened to kill the writer of a Furniture store jingle.

(I'm Serious)....It was that bad.
Sung to the tune of jingle Bells.

"Come on in, Come on in:
It's Christmas time again:
Get into your au---uuuto
And drive right down to Ben's (Furniture store)
Our Elves have sales and xmas bells
To make your spirit bright
We will do ....all we can
To sell a chair with lights"

I called them up (from a pay phone) and said I was going to murder the disgusting idiot who wrote such a lame, stupid piece of shit song. (No..I really wouldn't do that but no court would have convicted me) :)


:rofl: :rofl:

[newmajority]

2. I automatically boycott any business which has a "Christmas in July" sale

Isn't Labor Day until the 3rd week in January long enough to hype the Xmas shit??

They can NOT have July!