For some years I intended to become a urologist

Orrex

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Sun Jul-06-08 09:16 PM
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For some years I intended to become a urologist

But then I realized that I preferred being pissed off.

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Orrex

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Mon Jul-07-08 12:23 AM
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1. What? Nothing?

Is this the same crowd that was right on board for the proctologist jokes?

Yikes!

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Mon Jul-07-08 06:02 AM
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11. I think its cause

they are just too yellow to comment?;-)

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Dr. Strange

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Mon Jul-07-08 09:58 AM
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14. You just had to be post...

number one.

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Mon Jul-07-08 12:29 AM
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2. My dear Orrex!

You just never know with this crowd, sweetie!

Some nights it's crazy in here...

And some nights it's not...

Sorry!

I did laugh at your joke!

:hug:

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Orrex

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Mon Jul-07-08 12:57 AM
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8. Thanks for being there, Peggy!

I don't usually stoop to excretory humor, but the mood in the Lounge earlier today just had that vibe...

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liberaltrucker

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Mon Jul-07-08 12:34 AM
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3. Your proctologist just called

He found your head.

:rofl:

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Orrex

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Mon Jul-07-08 12:37 AM
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4. Rectum?

I damn near killed him!

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liberaltrucker

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Mon Jul-07-08 12:45 AM
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7. Didn't mean to have rectum.

Shit happens!

:shrug:

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RushIsRot

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Mon Jul-07-08 12:40 AM
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5. I'll bet diuretics were involved.

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Orrex

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Mon Jul-07-08 12:41 AM
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6. No way! Scientology is for whackos!

Oh, wait a minute...

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RushIsRot

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Mon Jul-07-08 01:28 AM
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10. Get back to me after your next flush...

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elshiva

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Mon Jul-07-08 01:12 AM
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9. Gyn joke, is this allowed on DU.

Gyn: You have the freshest vagina I have ever seen.

Lesbian: That's because every week I have a woman come in and clean it.

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Midlodemocrat

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Mon Jul-07-08 07:08 AM
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12. Instead of pissed on. I hear ya.

:thumbsup:

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rug

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Mon Jul-07-08 07:19 AM
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13. Just as well. You'd be dealing with dicks all day.

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