Midlo And Husband

[Parche]

MIDLO: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
MIDLO: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

MIDLO: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

MIDLO: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
MIDLO: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

MIDLO: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

MIDLO: "Would you play golf with her?"

HUSBAND: "I guess so."

MIDLO: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

MIDLO: - - - silence - - -

HUSBAND: "Bugger"

[TZ]

1. ooooh!

You are SOOO dead Parche..She's gonna sick that Bunco fight club of hers on you now...:rofl: