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Mon Jul-07-08 04:09 PM
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Hello. I would like to learn how to be a mean person. |
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I have decided that, after 33 years of being a relatively nice person (minus a few fuck ups here and there) that I would like to adopt the mantle of "Mean Person."
So given that, I would like to ask a few questions:
- What does one do to train to become a mean person?
- How much time does it take for one to become a mean person?
- If I become a mean person, will I get my own posse?
- After I become a mean person, how do I choose my victims?
- Will I be able to carry a wallet that says "Bad Ass Mean Person?"
- Do mean people get their own catch phrases? For example, could my mean person catch phrase be: "Writer: Zero to Bitch in One Hour and Seven Minutes?"
- After I earn my doctorate, will I then be Dr. Mean Person?
And finally:
- Do mean people have a lot of sex?
I'd be happy to read any insight you have. I'm thinking of starting on Wednesday, as it is, because that's when I damn well feel like it, assholes! (Was that an acceptably mean statement?)
~Writer~
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Mon Jul-07-08 04:19 PM
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1. just become a right leaning suburbanite |
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that would be a good start.
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Mon Jul-07-08 04:21 PM
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2. Does that mean I'd have to take up scrapbooking? |
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If so, those bitches over at Michael's better watch out.
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Mon Jul-07-08 04:33 PM
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3. Step 1: Go read the GD-P archives from the primary season. |
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Mon Jul-07-08 04:42 PM
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4. First of all you may not be allowed any pleasure, |
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repress all of your desires and call them evil, and blame others for having too much fun. It will be easy after that.
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Mon Jul-07-08 04:43 PM
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5. just remember.... me first |
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alway and to the detriment of any and all others
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