My wife now reads RACHAEL RAY'S magazine

[LostinVA]

Oh, the humanity.

Yes, Ms. Full Contact Karate Haruka reads RR's magazine, watches her shows, and gets her cookbooks out of the Library.

WTF? Is this grounds for divorce??????

I blame Starbucks Anarchist.

[LanternWaste]

1. She doesn't know it yet, but Rachel Ray's going to be my wife one day...

She doesn't know it yet, but Rachel Ray's going to be my wife one day... either that or I'll have to get used to the words, "get away from me! The court ordered you to stay at least 500 yards away, you perv!"





I think that your wife reading Rachel Ray more than makes up for you watching "I survived a Japanese Game Show".

And the universe returns to it's regularly scheduled balance. Ahhhh... the circle of life. :)

[LostinVA]

3. I've NEVER watched that show!

I watch "Ninja Warrior" -- a real Japanese game show that involves actual athletic skills.

It pains me that I can never quite totally hate Rachael Ray.

[LanternWaste]

4. it's out there on the internet now

"I've NEVER watched that show!"

Maybe, maybe not-- but it's out there on the internet now, and everywhere I go, I'll whisper "I'm concerned that Lostin Va watches 'I Survived a Japanese Game Show... aren't you concerned too?"


Hope you and the missus are doing well :hi:

[LanternWaste]

2. Crap. Dupe-- how'd I do that?

Crap. Dupe-- how'd I do that?

[Robeson]

5. Does she like cute, perky, loud and...

...voluptuous in one package?

[LostinVA]

22. You forgot:"bad knife work"!

[tigereye]

6. are you serious?

Is it her perky commentary?


Jung would call that shadow, I suppose.... I suddenly have a picture in my head of her cooking while holding some martial arts gear.... ;)

[LostinVA]

25. Scarily.... YES

She doesn't cook, she just reads!

[quakerboy]

7. Rachel Ray is almost the devil

Once Meg Ryan is gone, she will officially become the tv persona I can least stand to have within visual range of my eyes. I say yes, definitely this would be grounds. But then I have a phobia, so it may not be so for you.

[Skittles]

9. I can't stand her either and I have no phobia

she's just fucking annoying

[sasquatch]

8. I wouldn't start to worry until she starts diving into the boxed wine

[LostinVA]

10. uh oh

[sasquatch]

19. Was that a yes?

:scared:

[LostinVA]

26. I smelled Franzia in the air

[sasquatch]

28. Sounds like you need an intervention, you need to buy her some Anthony Bordain DVD's

[LostinVA]

29. She has some episodes on the DVR -- good idea!

I need to see if Lost-n-NJ can drive over here and help with an intervention.

[Tektonik]

11. Buy her a keffiyeh

[supernova]

12. I would only worry

if everything she does is finished in 30 minutes or less.


:yoiks:

[taterguy]

13. It's a Shame about Ray . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAW-zGeffAo

[Starbucks Anarchist]

14. My work is done here.

:evilgrin:

[LostinVA]

27. You evil bastard

[NewJeffCT]

15. I think it's time for a new trophy wife!

definitely grounds, I think.

[LynneSin]

16. Does she wear the 'terrorist' scarf yet?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

17. Does she read it while wearing a Muslim headscarf?

If so, she could be a.....DA-DUH-DA......TERRORIST!!11!! Alert NSA!11!! Alert Michelle Malkin!111!! Those Mooslims are inflitrating our cookbooks!11!! I'm series!!11! Not just casting asparagas!!!111!!!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

18. Is she tipping waiters $0.87 now?

Then you might have a problem.

[MilesColtrane]

20. I wouldn't mind going to bed with Ms. Ray...

just not waking up next to her.

I don't do perky in the morning.

[Fleshdancer]

21. take her toaster away

You must take drastic action now or she'll never snap out of this insanity!


:rofl:

[Taverner]

23. Hey - RR is a cutie!

[bigwillq]

24. Many people do.

I actually have never read it, although I am a huge Rachael Ray fan.

[Shine]

30. I didn't even know she HAD a magazine.

shows ya what I know.

Is Rachael Ray taking over the world???? :scared:

[LostinVA]

31. One sammie at a time

[AwakeAtLast]

32. Is she drinking Dunkin' Donuts coffee, too?

If so, you may have a big problem. :yoiks:

;)