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Tindalos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 08:30 AM
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What's your excuse today?
I forgot to switch to decaf at some point last night and have been wide awake since 4am. I'm going to have to go to work soon and I know that as soon as I get there, I'll need a nap. The only solution I can think of is more caffeine. Possibly intravenously. Just so everyone knows, my official excuse for today is "the caffeine made me do it". What is your excuse for today?

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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 08:35 AM
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1. Bananas.
Last night I had to give a 2-hour workplace training on how to handle, peel and use bananas. The usable stages of banana ripeness. The shelf-life of bananas. Warn coworkers that suggestive-use of the bananas to simulate penii would result in termination. Retail sales of bananas.

bananas.


bananas.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 08:38 AM
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2. .....
Damn. I could NOT keep a straight face during something like that.
Kudos to you...:rofl: :patriot:
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Tindalos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 08:57 AM
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3. Bwah!
That's hilarious! :rofl: Keep up the good work.
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