Tindalos
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Tue Jul-08-08 08:30 AM
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What's your excuse today? |
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I forgot to switch to decaf at some point last night and have been wide awake since 4am. I'm going to have to go to work soon and I know that as soon as I get there, I'll need a nap. The only solution I can think of is more caffeine. Possibly intravenously. Just so everyone knows, my official excuse for today is "the caffeine made me do it". What is your excuse for today?
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Chan790
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Tue Jul-08-08 08:35 AM
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Last night I had to give a 2-hour workplace training on how to handle, peel and use bananas. The usable stages of banana ripeness. The shelf-life of bananas. Warn coworkers that suggestive-use of the bananas to simulate penii would result in termination. Retail sales of bananas.
bananas.
bananas.
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TZ
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Tue Jul-08-08 08:38 AM
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Damn. I could NOT keep a straight face during something like that. Kudos to you...:rofl: :patriot:
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Tindalos
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Tue Jul-08-08 08:57 AM
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That's hilarious! :rofl: Keep up the good work.
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