Worst (recent) celebrity baby name?

[BlueIris]

I wanted to move away from the older classics like Pilot Inspektor.

[SacredCow]

1. Had to go with Alabama Gypsy Rose.....

:wtf:

[BlueIris]

2. A friend of mine who works for CPS once told me that

an unusually high percentage of the children they have to take into state care are named after U.S. states. Bizarre, no?

[Arugula Latte]

14. Bad parental judgment from the start, I guess...

:(

[BlueIris]

3. Oooh, two votes for Jayden James. Excellent. (I really hate that name.)

Blech.

[Sheets of Easter]

4. Other: Pilot Inspektor.

Jason Lee's kid.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

5. I know that Suri (which means "pickpocket" in Japanese) is Tom Cruise's, but

who are the others?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. apple is paltrow's kid. shiloh is jolie's kid.

ha! that is where my knowledge ends

[Phillycat]

12. Moses is also Gwyneth Paltrow's.

[Phillycat]

11. Jayden James is one of Britney's (along with Sean Preston).

[BlueIris]

21. Chance is P. Diddy's little girl. Maddie Briann was born to Ms. Jamie Lynn Spears.

Alabama Gypsy Rose is Drea de Matteo's daughter. Sunday Rose is the newborn of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban.

[DarkTirade]

6. If you hadn't said recent I would have mentioned the Zappa kids.

:P

[SoxFan]

8. Alabama Gypsy Rose

Redneck state + Ancient stripper = Major league therapy bills

[Kerrytravelers]

9. Wow. There's a whole lotta bad there.

I think I have to go with Alabama Gypsy Rose. A state-a slang- a flower.

Rose is a nice name. The rest... ehhh... not my style. At all.

[NewJeffCT]

10. OK, whose kid is whose on this list?

I know "Sunday" is Nicole Kidman's kid, and "Suri" is Tom Cruise's.

Not sure on the others.

[BlueIris]

22. Alright, the bad names matched with parents-of-bad-names are as follows:

Sunday Rose—Nickers Kidman/Keith Urban
Suri—Tom Mapother/Katie Holmes
Shiloh Nouvell—Brangelina Jolie-Pitt
Alabama Gypsy Rose—Drea Dematteo
Apple—Paltrow/Martin
Maddie Briann—Jamie Lynn Spears/Mr. Aldridge
Moses—Paltrow/Martin
Jayden James—Britney Spears

[mitchum]

13. Alabama Gypsy Rose sounds like a cliched character name...

dreamed up by some hack southern author

[Arugula Latte]

15. I voted for "Alabama," but "Shiloh" is deserving of scorn, as well.

That's a horse name, in my experience.

[Flaxbee]

18. and "Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt" is shortenable to "Shiloh Pitt"

which, if you're prone to spoonerisms, would be pronounced "Pile-o-shit"

NOT a good name for the child.

Even if she never shortens her name to first and last, still ...

[BlueIris]

23. I actually voted Sunday Rose (godawful) but Shiloh is soooo terrible.

Angelina lost what remained of my (marginal) respect for her after that stunt.

[BarenakedLady]

16. Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee

Courtesy of Jason Lee.

:eyes:

[Pool Hall Ace]

17. Why is Moses on the list? At least it's an actual name.

Shiloh is too, but in this case it's on the wrong gender.

[Dr. Strange]

19. Who named their baby Other?

I missed that one.

[scarpa43]

20. Moxie Crimefighter --> daughter of Penn Jillette of Penn and Teller

[GreenPartyVoter]

24. I love the name Apple. There's a little girl with that name in my younger son's class.

[BlueIris]

25. I like Apple, too, but I understand why people loathe it.

Picture Apple trying to be taken seriously as an attorney.