What exactly is a DU Legend? And what if you are only a legend in your own

[La Lioness Priyanka]

mind? What does that mean?

:P

[Parche]

1. Me

:woohoo: :hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. but why?

how did you get there?

:hi:

[Parche]

13. Once Upon A Time

In An Airport far away................:hi:

[EstimatedProphet]

3. There was this DUer once...

who had a dog, and she washed the dog. Then she wanted to dry the dog off, but she didn't have any towels. So she put the dog in the microwave, and it exploded!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. did you have to clean up after that? is that how you know?

[EstimatedProphet]

7. I know because later she had a Pepsi and some PopRocks

Now she's dead. She exploded too!

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Please tell me you're kidding.

:scared:

[EstimatedProphet]

10. I'm not! Then she had an alligator climb out of her toilet!

My cousin knows this guy who has a mechanic whose plumber was the one that had to fix it!

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Is that the same woman who found the rat in her KFC?

I remember her. I'm glad she got the granite cookie. She was a walking disaster.

[EstimatedProphet]

19. No, she later had her insides cooked on a tanning bed

[Midlodemocrat]

21. I must be thinking of another DUer, then.

I think the one I am thinking of also mistook a rat for a puppy and brought it home from Mexico.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

22. skinner?

[Midlodemocrat]

23. LOL.

:rofl:


:thumbsup:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. my first thought was "paris hilton is a du'er"

[Tommy_Carcetti]

28. On the way back, she saw a man at the gas station who was acting strange around her car.

Unbeknownst to her, there was a serial killer in the backseat and the man at the gas station was trying to warn her.

[TZ]

11. Urban legends.

He's telling you urban legends..I've seen alot of those debunked on mythbusters.

[EstimatedProphet]

18. Exactly

[kentauros]

26. The DU-er should have known not to put animals in the

Digital Conveyor. You know they just turn inside-out and then explode.

:P

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. "And what if you are only a legend in your own mind?"

Those are the people who go around digging themselves further into their own holes, after it's apparent they're wrong on the issue.

:shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. no, thats different. i am a legend in my own mind.

:P

[RadiationTherapy]

27. All leo's are LITOMs; comes with the territory. nt

[RebelOne]

5. My dog is a Legend. That's her name.

[Gormy Cuss]

12. I AM a legend in my own mind.

Aren't you?
:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. yes, but i want to know what that entails. so that i can get the appropriate

rights and privileges.

[madinmaryland]

16. I would be careful about entrails. Roadkill can be pretty disgusting.

:puke:

[Gormy Cuss]

17. It means never having to say

thank you.

:hide:


old jokes never die -- they retain legendary status in my mind.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. ahh! good. i have that market cornered already. what else is there?

[DarkTirade]

25. I am Spartacus!

... :yoiks:

[datasuspect]

29. THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!

[DarkTirade]

30. No...

[Fox Mulder]

31. I'm a figment of everyones' imagination.