Is God Male Or Female?

[Parche]

:shrug: :hi:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. Well, he's all knowing and all powerful. Therefore, male. Right?

And the Devil is a woman?

[Dr. Strange]

3. And she looks like Elizabeth Hurley!

hubba

[Iggo]

2. God is...

....spaghetti and meatballs, and therefore neither man nor woman.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. god is without gender or form

[LynneSin]

11. Thank you - right answer

:D

[Parche]

13. Butt How Do You Know?

:shrug: :popcorn: :hi:

[Pale Blue Dot]

5. God doesn't exist, just like some people's common sense. nt

[baldguy]

6. Yes.

[kentauros]

7. Oui

Ja
Si
Da

And don't forget
It

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

8. Must be female

"Let there be light" is a dead giveaway.

A male would have just stubbed his toe, cursed the darkness, missed the bowl, and gone back to bed.

:hi:

[DarkTirade]

16. I dunno... looking around at all the shit lying around here...

that might have been what actually happened... :P

[begin_within]

9. Helen Reddy knows

[SurfingAtWork]

10. I think it is like a barbie doll down there.

[moriah]

12. God is hard and plastic? n/t

[ElsewheresDaughter]

14. She is female

[Burma Jones]

15. Shemale

Brazilian, I think........

[Pierre.Suave]

17. Prove to me God exists first...

then we can argue gender.

however, if there is a God, I doubt a true gender in the sense we think of it, is a part of the God.

[unpossibles]

18. no.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

19. God is one of us.

Just a slob like one of us.

[NJmaverick]

20. One would like to think that God transcends gender

[RebelOne]

21. Female. I have a neat T-shirt at one time that read:

"When God created man, she was only joking." I was dating a guy who hated that shirt. Somehow, it mysteriously disappeared.

[montanto]

26. Well, if She had only taken it back!!

[hedgehog]

22. Yes

and, no.

[hedgehog]

23. CAn we get someone from the Religion Forum to provide the obligatory

post about how evolution proves that God does not exist? A reference to a newly translated section of the Dead Sea Scrolls would be a nice touch as well. Denouncement of any particular organized religion or organized religion in general not necessary at this time.

[Fox Mulder]

24. I don't think God exists.

[montanto]

25. I don't know a female who would blame this fucked up mess on herself.

rape, starvation, war, murder, flood, greed, poverty, thirst, shit, george bush, no insurance, heat, drought, AIDS, cramps, periods, shoes that pinch, men, cancer, premature ejaculation, nothing in my size, etc.

But I don't believe in god anyway.

[ismnotwasm]

27. Male

As George Carlin said, a woman wouldn't have fucked things up this badly.

I'm joking of course, If any type of deity existed, I'm sure it would be outside our notions of gender. Balanced Hermaphrodite possibly.

[D23MIURG23]

28. If God is singular why would it need sex organs?

[LostInAnomie]

31. Well, supposedly we're made in his image...

... so maybe he likes banging chicks. I'm sure he has a nice house and car, and you really couldn't get a more prestigious job. That has to impress a few ladies. Plus, he's got a kid so that makes him look like a family man.

I'm sure he ropes all kinds of women with that kind of game.

[Symarip]

29. God is...

Santa Claus for adults.

[Name removed]

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[SPKrazy]

32. God is a WORD

and it means different things to different people

it is just a word

not a gendered being