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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 02:05 PM
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I love it when the judge gets a little slappy behind the bench
Edited on Tue Jul-08-08 02:06 PM by MrCoffee
http://kevinunderhill.typepad.com/Documents/Court_Orders/Order_For_Depo_At_State_Line.pdf

Two parties to a lawsuit couldn't agree on where to hold a deposition (San Antonio, Texas or Bentonville, Arkansas...can you guess who was being sued?) US District Court Judge James R. Nowlin decided for them:

"Apparently the parties are unable to agree if the deposition of corporate representative should occur in San Antonio, Texas or Bentonville, Arkansas. The Court is sympathetic with Defendant's argument. Surely Defendant's corporate representative, a resident of Arkansas, would feel great humiliation by being forced to enter the home state of the University of Texas, where the legendary Texas Longhorns have wrought havoc on the Arkansas Razorbacks with an impressive 55-21 all-time series record.

On the other hand, the Court is sympathetic with Plaintiff's position. Plaintiffs might enter Arkansas with a bit of trepidation as many residents of Arkansas are still seeking retribution for the "Game of the Century" in which James Street and Darrell Royal stunned the Razorbacks by winning the 1969 National Championship.

Because the Court is sympathetic to both parties' positions, it has found a neutral site, intended to avoid both humiliation and trepidation of retribution."

He ordered the parties to meet on the steps of the Federal Building in Texarkana and that each party remain on their respective sides of the state line.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 02:37 PM
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1. I have a copy of that decision! LMAO!!!
Another one: one side moved to compel LUNCH ... the court GRANTED IT!

Hehe!

Bake
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 02:51 PM
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3. I need to find the "Rock Paper Scissors" order...that was fantastic
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 03:48 PM
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4. I collect these unusual decisions.
There's "Mayo v. Satan and his Minions," e.g., in which the plaintiff attempts to sue the Dark Lord for "putting obstacles in path." The judge dismissed it because he said he lacked jurisdiction, and besides, the federal marshalls didn't have any idea where to serve the Defendant.

:rofl:

Bake
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 02:50 PM
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2. Awesome
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ceile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 03:56 PM
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5. Oh, that's good!
:rofl:
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 04:20 PM
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6. Disbar that bastard!
We kicked the Horn's ass in the 1999 Cotton Bowl, damn it!

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