I'm Recruiting For An Invasion Of Canada

[SPKrazy]

We need Canada's oil and natural resources, so why not just invade it.

We get along already, we're neighbors, we're practically the same country :P

So we just start slipping people in and pretty soon we take over.

Then we can squander their natural resources too :P

Okay, just kidding...

more than oil

I worry about WATER!!!!!

I visualize in the future state to state conflicts over water, we already have some in the courts. When places run out, people will be fighting for their lives.

I think Canada has a lot of water so another reason to invade :D

Also, when the polar caps have melted enough to raise the oceans enough to flood out coastal cities, towns, and plains below a few hundred feet in elevation, where will we put people???

I say Oh Canada, Oh Canada, come and join us!!!! We are a debt free nation (lies like a dog here) and we can help you (not sure how)

Okay maybe an invasion isn't a good idea, what about a merger???

:shrug:

[Parche]

1. Hey Hey, Hypnotoad

Lets invade Canada by rail, air and road
:woohoo: :woohoo: :hi:

[SPKrazy]

2. what did you do today????

:shrug:


:hi:

[Parche]

3. I Guess

I peaved a lot of people who dont understand me , off....:shrug: :shrug: :hi:

[SPKrazy]

4. hmmmokay

:shrug:

Missed it

is there a locked thread somewhere???

:yoiks:

[AlGore-08.com]

5. There's already a film with that premise: "Canadian Bacon" written & directed by Michael Moore

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109370/



"Canadians - - They Walk Among Us!" ROTFLMTO

[ghostsofgiants]

7. That movie is hilarious.

[SPKrazy]

8. ROFL

:thumbsup:

forgot about that movie :rofl:

[KamaAina]

56. Surrender pronto, or we'll level Toronto!

:nuke:

[ghostsofgiants]

6. It'll be Stalingrad all over again, you guys won't be ready for the winter and we will crush you.

[SPKrazy]

9. LOL

You'll sick those poor polar bears who are losing their ice on us. Damn, we as humans suck don't we.

Soon, we will all be Canada :P

[Elidor]

10. Don't worry, your healthcare system would scare most Americans away

As soon as they sprained an ankle or stubbed a toe, they'd be swarming back across the border for treatment. You can chase off any hard cases by shouting "SOCIALISM!" at them. We're pushovers that way.

[SPKrazy]

15. Mebbe we should just escape from here

and go there

blend in

take the parts of the US that we want

leave the rest to the (R e p u b s) :puke:

[ghostsofgiants]

24. If shouting "socialism" scares you yanks, it's a damn good thing I'm not living there, haha.

[SPKrazy]

25. I Shout It Everyday

in my car

:rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

26. Hahaha, that card is great.

[BeachBaby]

11. I've already been recruited.

I'm in special ops - recon.

I'm all set up and ready to go - already made two friends in BC who think I'm friends with them because I told them I think they're cool. They even offered me one of their rental condos in Victoria, at a cheaper rate.

The fools! :P

Those Canucks will believe anything, won't they? An American invasion will be cake. :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

13. good deal :D

recon success!!!!

[Swede]

12. Hmmm,let's call it : Operation Barbarossa II.

:shrug:

[SPKrazy]

17. okahy

[Initech]

14. I like Dave Chappelle's idea better: Fake Canadian IDs for all American citizens

[SPKrazy]

16. That's Freakin' Awesome

:spray:

:rofl:

[terrya]

18. I think they should invade us instead.

Hell, if they take over, maybe we can finally get universal health care.

[SPKrazy]

20. I'm good either way

just get the bozos out of power

:D

[Wcross]

19. We could infiltrate at the rainbow bridge.

We just tell the border guard we are "going to see the falls"?

[SPKrazy]

21. Absolutely

you sir, are now a General

[Wcross]

22. I would like to be referred to as "Brigadier general Confusion" from this point forward! n/t

[SPKrazy]

23. Here's A Chart For You

Study it

[Wcross]

27. Rodger, wilco & out. n/t

[SPKrazy]

28. Out?

no wait, don't go, we have plans to discuss!!!!!!!

[Wcross]

29. Use the "red" phone.

If we reveal too much we might have to go in over the Peace bridge. It would be ironic but it is farther away from our objectives than the rainbow bridge.

[SPKrazy]

30. Roger, Roger...

Over, Rover

Peace... OUT!

no peace bridge

Rainbow bridge

make it happen #1

[Wcross]

31. Straight across the bridge then a pincer movement up to capture Ottawa.

We shall be victorious! (unless we get side tracked by the doughnut shops) You did know that Canada has more doughnut shops per capita than any other country in the world, right? Damn, we are in for a fight!

[SPKrazy]

32. Damn them

trying to use their donut shops against us

:grr:

[AlGore-08.com]

37. Mon Dieu! Mon General - - I believe I've discovered the Canadians' most secret weapon!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1648058156561008324

[SPKrazy]

52. Saw that

Shatner, he's a traitorous bastid, I knew it

[SPKrazy]

33. troops

at ease


be ready to hug them when you see the whites of their eyes

[mwooldri]

34. I heard a rumour that Canada was about to join the EU...

... The source isn't very reliable but heck... if they're joining then maybe we should join the EU too?

Advantages? More stable currency, more tolerance of diverse viewpoints, did I mention free healthcare? I'd put up with burgundy passports which re-iterate United States of America in 25 languages...

Mark.

[SPKrazy]

51. Then the rapture ready folks

will push for a nuclear war against ourselves I think

so I'll move to Canada :D

[Monk06]

35. We will defeat you with gassy beer and indifferently prepared cappuccino.

We will bog down your troop movements with do
not walk signs. We will clog the sidewalks
with Japanese ESL students, who will pretend
they don't speak English and refuse to move out
of your way.

[SPKrazy]

50. ROFL

:rofl: :rofl:

[Renew Deal]

60. I volunteer to waterboard you.

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

66. I wanna watch

:rofl:
:D

[UrbScotty]

36. Captain Obvious reporting for duty, ma'am!

[SPKrazy]

49. That's sir

:D

[jobycom]

38. I'd rather just join Canada. Can't we just get a few states to secede and join Canada?

Especially some warm states. Canada needs Texas, I think. I can guarantee at least Austin.

[SPKrazy]

47. I'm up for that

:rofl:

[Broken_Hero]

39. You can count on my AXE!....:)

:D

[SPKrazy]

46. Great!

:D

[papapi]

40. I thought GB seded Canada to us years ago when draft dodgers need a place to go...

guess I'm confusing Canada with Newark.

[SPKrazy]

45. LOL

:rofl:

[krispos42]

41. We have our own Great Lake!

And we have half of the other four. That's not enough for you??? :-)

[SPKrazy]

44. Never enough

:rofl:

[krispos42]

54. Well, it would be a pretty easy invasion, at least.

Nearly everybody in Canada lives within 50 miles of the US border. We'll just call up our military reserves and get going!


Now, what's the number for the Boy Scouts again?

[SPKrazy]

68. We're on the march

freedom.... :spray:


:rofl:

[applegrove]

42. Southpaw you are welcome to visit but that is it. We don't like your right

wing and since ours is minimal why would be get together with you (who elect assholes half the time)?

[SPKrazy]

43. we'll leave the assholes

and take over :D

[applegrove]

48. I cannot wait until November for you to be finally free of assholes again.

Boy I miss the 1990s politically.

[SPKrazy]

53. Then we will march

and take all of North America so we can truly say America the beautiful and it be just about US :D


:hi:

:rofl:

[applegrove]

58. Maybe when oil reaches $500 a barrel Canada will take over the U.S. and

force you all into free health care and make you eat poutine (which will make you obese and require that you take advantage of the free health care)...ever thought of that?

[SPKrazy]

61. That's fine with me

just hold the poutine

I'll just take the free health care

:D

[raccoon]

55. You might start in Michigan. Their economy is pretty sucky and the climate is similar. nt

[SPKrazy]

67. You think they need invading?

:shrug:

if necessary pull out all the stops

contact Mr. Obama to inform him of the change in plans

[raccoon]

69. I meant he could recruit Michiganders to invade Canada. nt

[underpants]

57. Operation Roughrider

Roger CHECK!

You might want to keep an eye on the natives. The punt on third down.

[SPKrazy]

64. Out here

natives are restless :P

[Renew Deal]

59. We could use some of their players on the national hockey team.

;)

[SPKrazy]

62. damn straight

:rofl:

[Maestro]

63. Can we just send back to Canada the band, Nickelback?

Just sayin'

[SPKrazy]

65. I like Nickelback

so we keep them

and take Canada call it the North American Continental Partnership