Teenager finds bat asleep in bra

[TZ]

A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.

Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.

When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said.

She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear.

"I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/norfolk/7496923.stm
Okay, first of all..who keeps a cell phone in their bra?
And she stuck her hand down her bra at her desk at work?
And how would one have a bat crawl into your bra and not notice?
Inquiring minds want to know!:crazy:

[CreekDog]

1. 34FF???

:wow: :wtf:

[mainegreen]

3. I can't even visualize that.

My grasp (cough) of the sizing model really falls off around D's.

[NewJeffCT]

5. I think we need pics to help

us visualize - otherwise, this thread is useless.

[Phillycat]

2. How much stuff is this woman keeping in her bra??

:scared: :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

7. She was wearing 34FF.

So apparently she keeps her laptop computer in her bra as well.

:shrug:

[TZ]

8. .....

:spray: :spray: :spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[RebelOne]

4. Her phone was in her jacket pocket, so it was probably a chest pocket.

"When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket."

[NewJeffCT]

6. Here are some pics, for those interested

[kay1864]

10. More pics, for those really interested

[NewJeffCT]

14. she seems to be enjoying her 15 minutes

of fame.

[kay1864]

15. My guess is she's trying to get a modeling gig

The bat story sounds a bit fishy (it was clinging to the outside of her bra and she didn't notice when she put it on?), plus she's more than willing to pose in her bra.

I love that the British press invariably mentions her "34FF bra". Wouldn't happen here. Of course, we don't have Page 3 Girls either.

[GreenPartyVoter]

16. Page 3 girls were my first thought, too

[NJmaverick]

22. I agree, this story sounds like it was publicity stunt

A creative one though

[NewJeffCT]

24. I would certainly hire her

if I owned a company that sold bras: "so comfy you can stuff a bat in them and not feel it for hours!"

[kay1864]

33. In related news...

"Traffic to the Holiday Inn Norwich North's reception desk increased 300% this morning"

:rofl:

[Fran Kubelik]

19. ha ha ha ha ha

:rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

23. What was funny

may i ask?

just the pictures?

[Fran Kubelik]

25. The plastic bat.

And the look on her face. It cracked me up!! :D

I love it. Glad she's taking advantage of the moment.

[NewEnglandGirl]

27. Until I saw that it was rubber

I almost had a meltdown reading it. :wow:

[kay1864]

28. You do know that's just the re-enactment, right?

Apparently the original event was an actual REAL LIVE BAT



(but much much cuter!)





:P

[NewEnglandGirl]

29. Now that would be a problem

:scared:

in your "bare necessities" I'd say.

:P :wtf: :cry:

[sasquatch]

36. My oh my

:D

[Kali]

9. oh man...

I hate when that happens
:rofl:

[NewEnglandGirl]

11. Cute little rubber thing

Would she feel it if it was in her panties?

:P :blush:

[GreenPartyVoter]

12. Do they have rabies over there? If it had happened here, she might have had to

get the shot series, I think.

[hedgehog]

13. Not to worry - the British Isles are rabies free.

[XemaSab]

35. Oh good, 'cause here she'd have to have the WHOLE SERIES!

HUGH! :o

[struggle4progress]

17. Now that we've documented the spontaneous generation of bats in 34FF bras

we can stop teaching the theory of evolution

[Shine]

18. Oh, c'mon!!! I'm not buyin' it...even with the obviously photo-shopped pics.

that is just too fuckin' weird. :eyes: It can't be real.

[Fran Kubelik]

20. Not sure it's photoshop as much as it is cheesy reenactment

[Shine]

21. Would you like a bat and some wine with that cheese?

:rofl:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

26. so,

that's where all the socks and my lost car keys go... :bounce:

[kay1864]

30. We really need re-enactment photos as proof of your theory

Feel free to use the above examples as a guideline

:bounce: :bounce:

[Rambis]

31. where is my phone?

I know someone that keeps her phone in her bra and can't remember where it is half the time. "oh it is in my boob" So it can happen with a phone but a bat?:crazy:

[Mad_Dem_X]

32. Holy crap!

I fucking hate bats. If I had one on me I would seriously freak out! :scared:

[applegrove]

34. I sometimes keep money in my bra. I can see someone keeping a cellphone there - especially if they

are a large.