mainegreen
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Wed Jul-09-08 11:36 AM
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Some people find bats in their undies. What animals do you find in yours? |
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Last I found was a squirrel.
Lord knows how he got in there, but as I was riding the bus to work the old woman across from me leaned over and commented that 'something appears to be amiss in you pantaloons, sonny.' So I reached in and out came a squirrel! Must have come in through the window that night an bedded down in my underwear drawer. Maybe it was looking for a place to hide some nuts?
What about you?
:silly:
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Wed Jul-09-08 11:37 AM
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He was building something.
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Wed Jul-09-08 11:39 AM
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2. only the trouser snake.... |
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Wed Jul-09-08 11:54 AM
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one-eyed trouser mouse. Sort of a symbiotic relationship with human males...
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Wed Jul-09-08 11:41 AM
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3. I find a bat in mine too. |
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A baseball bat.
HOoWAH! I'll be here all week.
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Wed Jul-09-08 11:43 AM
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4. I've never found anything besides my p_nis and b_lls |
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Apparently my undies aren't a main tourist attraction for any species.:shrug:
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Wed Jul-09-08 01:15 PM
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but you know, I'm ok w/ that.
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Wed Jul-09-08 11:44 AM
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5. Does it count that Guiness drags my nighties off the bed and |
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into the yard?
He has a thing for black satin.
TMI?
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Wed Jul-09-08 11:45 AM
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That drags your underwear into the yard?
Thats amazing!
:P
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Wed Jul-09-08 11:50 AM
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7. Guinness is the smaller auxiliary dog to our big dog Jack. |
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We also have a bitey cat named MaryJane.
("She's named for Spiderman's girl friend, Mom, honest!")
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Wed Jul-09-08 11:58 AM
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Wed Jul-09-08 11:59 AM
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I actually did find a furry, green caterpillar in my boxers one night as I was changing (yeah, stuff it you comedians-- I've heard the jokes before).
It wasn't mushed or squished at all so I took it outside and put it in the planter on my balcony (after I had put some pants on-- sans insects).
God only knows how long he'd been hanging out with me, or how he got there. :shrug:
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Wed Jul-09-08 12:01 PM
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11. All I know is about DuStrange.. |
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I believe he keeps a tinfoil wrapped zucchini handy.....:evilgrin:
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Wed Jul-09-08 02:52 PM
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21. What's that supposed to mean? "Handy?" |
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Wed Jul-09-08 12:10 PM
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Edited on Wed Jul-09-08 12:13 PM by bif
To quote Frederick Exley
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Wed Jul-09-08 12:15 PM
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14. one-eyed python of love. |
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Wed Jul-09-08 12:21 PM
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15. Just the kitties, sleepin' in the laundry. |
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(Whoever makes a "pussy" joke gets :spank: )
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Thu Jul-10-08 10:15 AM
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27. in the laundry basket or crawling into your clothes that are down around |
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your ankles when you are in the 'necessary'.
One of mine will do that, just curl up right between my feet and then look up at me like "so??"
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Thu Jul-10-08 11:42 AM
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31. Bwaa! I've had kitties do all sorts of nutty things, but not that. |
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Thu Jul-10-08 02:15 PM
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34. there is a photo out on the internet of a cat doing just that. We saw it |
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laughed at it and about 2 weeks later, our cat did it too.
dare I say it..
COPYCAT :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Wed Jul-09-08 12:45 PM
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16. There's a vegan that keeps trying to get in my panties. |
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I like him. He's kinda cute. :D
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Wed Jul-09-08 01:00 PM
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17. I found a pussy in my wife's panties--- |
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He gets in there all the time. He loves to dive into the laundry basket after I wash.
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Thu Jul-10-08 11:43 AM
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Wed Jul-09-08 01:17 PM
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19. a rather large snake lives there |
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Wed Jul-09-08 02:00 PM
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20. I did find a very large garden spider in my undershirt one morning. |
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After I put it on and felt something very itchy between me and my undershirt. Needless to say, I shat all over myself. I HATE spiders!
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Wed Jul-09-08 04:00 PM
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22. Well I found a C.H.U.D. in there... |
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Wed Jul-09-08 05:46 PM
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My late pug, Bertha, would pick the most opportune moments, when I had company, to come streaking through my living room with a pair of my panties on her head or impossibly tangled up in one of my bras.
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Wed Jul-09-08 07:22 PM
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Wed Jul-09-08 07:48 PM
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26. I've had 4 pugs in my life |
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I got my first one when I was 7 years old. They have all had a unique, almost human, sense of humor. Some have said they're dumb and untrainable. However, I find them to be quite smart, and manipulative little clowns. Our current pug was a stray, who got really lucky to stray to the right place. My husband has never been exposed to a truly baby pug puppy, and now he's wanting one. I take care of our cantankerous 10 y.o. during the day, so I have mixed feelings about having a baby right now.
However, I will say for those looking for a small, sturdy, clever dog, pugs are great if you don't mind the shedding. They are sweet, very affectionate, but they know how to yank your strings.
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Wed Jul-09-08 06:09 PM
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24. One of the feline persuasion. |
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Thu Jul-10-08 10:22 AM
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28. Never found no animals in my unmentionables, but one morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas... |
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How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.
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Thu Jul-10-08 10:24 AM
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29. i found boris d'artegne and the huevo bros. |
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Thu Jul-10-08 10:24 AM
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30. The Infamous Michigan Blacksnake |
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Thu Jul-10-08 12:48 PM
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33. Just a nice family of crabs. Cute little critters... |
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