May we please have a sex thread, please?

[elshiva]

:)

[amerikat]

1. it's not allowed the mods will

bind your hands with that thread.

[elshiva]

4. bondage? Yes, please.

:)
Edit:

[pokerfan]

25. Is this an S&M thread?

Spaniards and Mexicans?

[elshiva]

27. It's a Biblical thread.

Samson and Moses...

[Ptah]

2. .

[amerikat]

12. Does the duck like popcorn?

he's surely looking for something.

[Ptah]

13. ^

[amerikat]

15. too funny

thanks.

[bluesbassman]

3. Here's some sax for ya!

[amerikat]

7. Can't be safe sax if that liberal boop girl is involved

no way.

[elshiva]

23. Or Boopsie from Doonesbury

B.D. is lucky to have such a sexy woman.

[bluesbassman]

55. Well, if we're gonna go deep in ink, may I suggest...

[elshiva]

59. Ok. That sexy woman from Liberty Meadows.

[amerikat]

5. How about a song thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Kd3Y-anRlM

[elshiva]

6. What is it? youtube doesn't work for me.

[amerikat]

8. essence......by Lucinda Williams

Artist: Williams Lucinda
Song: Essence
Album: Essence Lucinda Williams Sheet Music
Lucinda Williams CDs




Baby, sweet baby, you're my drug
Come on and let me taste your stuff

Baby, sweet baby, bring me your gift
What surprise you gonna hit me with

Refrain:
I am waiting here for more
I am waiting by your door
I am waiting on your back steps
I am waiting in my car
I am waiting at this bar
I am waiting for your essence

Baby, sweet baby, whisper my name
Shoot your love into my vein

Baby, sweet baby, kiss me hard
Make me wonder who's in charge

(Repeat Chorus)

Baby, sweet baby, I wanna feel your breath
Even though you like to flirt with death

Baby, sweet baby, can't get enough
Please come find me and help me get f-----d up

(Repeat Chorus)

Your essence
Your essence

[elshiva]

10. YEAH!

[amerikat]

9. Why no youtube.......what;s up with that?

dial-up?

[elshiva]

11. Yes, dial-up

sux

[amerikat]

14. sex bolts

[elshiva]

17. Saint Sexburga

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Seaxburh

[amerikat]

20. and then there is the kama sutra

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kama_Sutra

[amerikat]

16. does this work for ya

[elshiva]

18. I like mustard

[amerikat]

19. creamy spicey goodness.

and sanitry too...do to all the vinigar

[elshiva]

21. I love a mustard facial, please,

:)

[amerikat]

22. I think you can get one

in the cooking and baking forum here on du

[elshiva]

26. I like cooking hotdogs. It's fun.

[bluesbassman]

24. *cough*

:spray: Thank you for that!!

[elshiva]

28. What a turn on. Are you into Roman Showers?

;)

[bluesbassman]

34. Wouldn't you like to know!

:evilgrin:

[elshiva]

36. Well are you? Do you know what Roman Showers are?

Here is a hint: :spray: :puke: Does that turn you on?

[bluesbassman]

61. Not at all.

Adventure is one thing, but that fetish has no attraction for me. Sorry.:(

[elshiva]

65. Me, too. I don't get that fetish.

[bluesbassman]

71. Ya, 'cause there's just too many other good ones!

We'll have to elaborate on those another time though, I've got to get to bed. G'night.:hi:

[elshiva]

73. Going to do the Jerk?

:)

[bluesbassman]

78. Nah, strictly hetero.

Although he's a handsome devil, isn't he?

Night, sleep tight!

[elshiva]

80. Good NIGHT!

I love Steve Martin. :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. Ah, it's the sex, is it?

Now come on, come on, there she is, she's all ready for it. She's a real stunner, she's got great big tits, she's really well stacked, and you've got her legs up against the mantelpiece...

[elshiva]

31. No, he just wanted to be a private dick.

Nothing sexual about that.

[amerikat]

30. Well I have to go to bed

maybe you can amuse yourself with one of your hobbies.

[elshiva]

32. Are you alone?

[amerikat]

35. yes I am alone

why?

[elshiva]

37. Are you up?

:evilgrin:

[amerikat]

40. yes

[elshiva]

41. How long can you stay

up? ;)

[amerikat]

42. all night

and you?

[elshiva]

44. I'm a woman. So I don't have anything that stays up.

;)

[amerikat]

46. I doubt that

trying not to get your thread locked

[elshiva]

47. I am wearing a bra, so they're up.

:)

[amerikat]

50. see..........things are looking up

this thread is being followed by another thred

[elshiva]

52. She's dancing on the table and I'm looking up.

:)

[amerikat]

54. then go for it

why miss an opportunity like that.

[elshiva]

57. She's not wearing any underwear.

:wow: She shaves....

[amerikat]

60. is she a progessive?

not that it matters right now

[elshiva]

64. Yes she is progressive.

She has lovely lips, too.

[amerikat]

63. you are truely funny. hope we can talk soon

Nigth elshiva

[elshiva]

67. Night sexy amerikat.

:hi:

[Fox Mulder]

33. Can't we all just have sex, please?

:D

[elshiva]

38. Yes, Mr. Mulder. Can Gillian Anderson join in?

:) XXX-files

[Fox Mulder]

39. Ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah.

:)

[elshiva]

43. Yes! YES! YEEEEEEEEES!

:smoke: :grouphug:

[Fox Mulder]

45. ...

:wow:

Giggidy.

[elshiva]

49. WOW!

[Fox Mulder]

53. ...

:wow:

[elshiva]

56. Gillian Anderson is an alien?

The Planet Cleavage

[Fox Mulder]

58. Another favorite redhead of mine:

:wow: :wow: :wow:

[elshiva]

62. Oh my I've never heard of her before was she on tv?

:sarcasm:

[Fox Mulder]

66. ...

I'll be in my bunk. :)

[elshiva]

68. What does that phrase mean? Seriously?

:shrug:

[Fox Mulder]

69. Um...

it means I'm going to go pleasure myself.

/being blunt

[pokerfan]

74. ...

[Fox Mulder]

75. Dayum!

How did I miss that?

:wow:

[pokerfan]

76. I'd post them all

but then it'd be my last post on DU ever.

[Fox Mulder]

77. Oh, I've got some good ones of her.

;)

[pokerfan]

82. I've learned that nothing stays on the internet forever

unless you don't want it to. New X Files movie coming out huh?

Not Gillian but while rummaging around on the hard drive...

[mwooldri]

48. No sex please, we're British! (nt)

[elshiva]

51. British People LOVE SEX.

[mwooldri]

70. You're right! John Major (British PM in the 1990's) had a "Back to Basics" campaign.

... and guess what happened?

David Mellor quit the government over an extra marital affair...
Tim Yeo quit over his "love child"...
Stephen Milligan accidentally died by "auto-erotic asphyxiation"...
Michael Brown was involved in a sexual affair with an underage man...
Hartley Booth resigned after he pursued his research assistant in a sexual way...
Piers Merchant had several affairs, and he resigned...
and after he left parliament, it turned out that John Major also had an extra-marital affair with another MP (Edwina Currie - egg lady).

Now can you tell why I'm pretty much against the Conservatives?

Mark.

[elshiva]

72. But what about the PM on Little Britain in his

affairs? He is a man magnet. :)

[mwooldri]

79. Exactly! He's a Tory MP! nt

[elshiva]

81. I don't know much about British politics...

Is that the silly or the sensible party?

[mwooldri]

84. Tories (Conservatives)- closest US beast: Republicans.

Enough said.

[Lil Missy]

83. It gives me great pleasure ...

That is all.

:P