My inner Pepe LePew:

[Richardo]

One of our company's vendors offered me some Astros tickets the other day, and invited me to bring along my "wife or girlfriend".

Without even thinking I said "Can't I bring both?"

I have no idea where that came from, unless it was the many Saturday mornings of indoctrination by this guy:

[PeaceNikki]

1. .

:rofl:

[datasuspect]

2. that guy is obviously a homophobe

how dare he assume that just because a person is male, he automatically has to have a wife or girlfriend!!!!

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. O Noes! Think of the kittehs!!

Richardo Sez:

[AlGore-08.com]

4. Pepe never had two object d'luuuuuv at the same time

He sexually harassed Penelope Pussycat, and a time or two came really close to raping her... but he never ran around on her.

To me, that sounds more like a line from this dude here:

[Phillycat]

5. Pepe LePew has always had defined pectoral muscles.

Why? :cry:

[terrya]

6. A wife AND a girlfriend?

Wow...you're the Love God. :-)

[bertha katzenengel]

7. Well? Did you take the tix? Did you go to the game?

???

[Richardo]

8. They're for this weekend, and I'm already going to see the Bucs on the 22nd

(Behind the plate, baby!)

So I'll probably have to pass :(

[Fenris]

9. Very funny.

:thumbsup:

[tigereye]

10. cuz you are really a rake at heart!

just kidding. :hug:

[GOPisEvil]

11. !!

:rofl: