Jose Canseco: Madonna Begged Me to Impregnate Her

[Amerigo Vespucci]

In the new issue of Us Weekly (on newsstands now), former Oakland A and onetime Yankee Jose Canseco details how the singer, 49, tried to romance him in 1991 even though, like baseball nemesis A-Rod, he was married at the time. (He first talked about the incident in his 2008 biography Vindicated.)

"She wanted to get married and have a child with me — she wanted a Cuban child," he tells Us.

Canseco recalls: "We went downstairs and she came over and said, 'What would you do if I kissed you?' and then sat on my lap and kissed me."

Madonna even offered to support him if he split with his wife. "She said, 'I have lots of money. Don't worry about that,'" Canseco tells Us.

http://www.usmagazine.com/exclusive-jose-canseco-madonna-begged-me-to-impregnante-her

[redqueen]

1. How is this such big news?

And besides... isn't she married to someone else?

:wtf:

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[PeaceNikki]

3. Jose Canseco is a straight up nutbag.

Canseco tells Us Weekly, "She had a Cuban child (Lourdes) and wanted another one. She wanted to get married and have a child with me – she wanted a Cuban child."

Uhmm, Lourdes was born AFTER 1991, you idiot!

[Fenris]

5. He doesn't have much of one since he took all those steroids.

[PeaceNikki]

7. Eww. Read this:

"{O}ne definite side effect of steroid use is the atrophying of your testicles." Uh-oh. "But here's the point I want to emphasize: what happens to your testes has nothing to do with any shrinking of the penis. That's a misconception." Well, I suppose that's slightly less revolting. "As a matter of fact, the reverse can be true. Using growth hormone can make your penis bigger, and make you more easily aroused. So to the guys out there who are worried about their manhood, all I can say is: Growth hormone worked for me." Why, doctor, get me some steroids!

http://www.slate.com/id/2113745/

[Fenris]

10. A giant penis and atrophied gonads? Sign me up!

:eyes:

[KamaAina]

4. Too bad about the 'roids

one well-known side effect is, as George Costanza would put it, "shrinkage", to Bush- or even Cheney-esque proportions.

[Deja Q]

8. Hemorrhoids?

:hurts:




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[KamaAina]

11. You must have Canseco confused with George Brett

:P

[Deja Q]

6. I must be sick. When reading it, I mistook 'Jose Canseco' as

'Joe Piscopo'.

:puke:

Besides, Jose is a hoser. Why would Madonna want him to get her prego? Mind you, I read that book she wrote put pictures in, and saw that movie she made...

[Elidor]

9. Their child would have been the start of a new race of supermen

Well, actually not.

[Connonym]

12. what a classy guy

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. yeah and i have this bridge that i really need to sell

[sellitman]

14. She was after me too.

Said she wanted a Liberal Baby.


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