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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 11:14 PM
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Two Trees and A Woodpecker ---
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.

A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree, & replies,

'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.'
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 11:17 PM
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 11:20 PM
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:blush:

:D

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ccharles000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-08 11:36 PM
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-08 06:46 AM
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4. what? What did I say??
:D <slapping knee>
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