stop me if you heard this one, but....

[xray s]

Three Texan emergency room doctors were swapping stories at the AMA convention over cocktails.

Dr Smith started first. "Once a kid came into the ER after getting hit by a car. His leg was broken in 6 places. But after I fixed him up, he went on to run at the 2000 Olympics"

"That's nothing", said Dr Jones, "I once had a guy come in who had his hands crushed under a pile of bricks. Today he plays piano for the New York Philharmonic Orchestra".

"I can top you all" said Dr Brown, "One day they brought in a drunk, coked up cowboy who was riding a horse down by the railroad tracks and he was hit by a train. All that was left was a cowboy hat and the horses ass. And today, he is President of the United States" :)

[mdmc]

1. lol

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