Post here dumb jokes that other DUers are whining about.

[madinmaryland]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[TZ]

1. Oh why did I click..

I just KNEW what this was gonna be..yet I clicked anyway...:crazy:

[madinmaryland]

2. Oh come on! You must know a cotillion dumb jokes that you've heard here!

:hi:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. You know, there was a psychological symposium not too long ago....

It dealt with an individual's impulse to click on website links and message board threads where the subject knew it would only result in exposure to a long running internet gag.

Most interesting were the remarks by a Dr. Leonard Philstein. An excerpt from his remarks below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

I think you'll find his analysis fascinating.

[madinmaryland]

4. I don't have sound on my pc at work,

so I don't click on you tube clips.

:hi:

[TZ]

6. ..

I don't get Youtube at work..but uh, I would bet anything thats a RickRoll....:D

[BlueJazz]

5. Ah...What is "Super Chicken's" alter Ego?

Cluck Kent

Why do bagpipe players walk so fast?
To get away from the noise.

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