Post something here that can NOT be turned into a flamefest.

[flvegan]

I'm always impressed with what we can char here in the Lounge, but there has to be something that would be impossible to invoke flames.

What is it?

[KitchenWitch]

1. You know, I have absolutely no clue!

:hi:

[mainegreen]

2. Clay.

I'd like to see how anyone could have a flamefest over clay.

Clay is a naturally occurring material composed primarily of fine-grained minerals, which show plasticity through a variable range of water content, and which can be hardened when dried and/or fired.

[MrCoffee]

5. Glazed pottery > Unglazed pottery

:popcorn:

[mainegreen]

9. Well duh.

Clearly we all agree on that.

[Starry Messenger]

82. Heh!

There is a long ongoing fight between potters and ceramic sculptors in clay that would bore everyone to tears in 3 seconds. I think humans will fight about anything! :)


MPK

[sarge43]

97. Many types of plants can't grow in clay. You got something

against the environment?!

[ForrestGump]

112. 'Clay' was

his slave name, oh Grand Exulted Wizard...

[Radio_Lady]

134. Clay. I was just thinking about what a pain in the ass that stuff is.

We have it in our garden. It gets all over my husband's clothes. Old clothes, that is. YOU CANNOT WASH IT OUT OF WHITE GARMENTS. FORGET IT.

On the other hand, if you want to stain your shirt with RED CLAY from the Island of Kauai, there's a company that will sell you RED DIRT SHIRTS.

However, once you get them home, they bleed and bleed and bleed. Why is that? Clay is clay, but not really.

I've had it with clay.

Meanwhile, what happened to the little twit Clay Aiken? Is he still selling any CDs?

Flame that, you sluggers.

[Hugin]

3. " "

[mainegreen]

10. Those are airquotes.

I have no doubt a thread about air quotes would descend into madness and horror.

[DS1]

4. I'm a complete douchebag.

[redqueen]

18. Sexist.

[DS1]

19. doh!

[Callalily]

6. Clearly, anything to do

with kitties! ;)

[Tommy_Carcetti]

7. This picture

[Phillycat]

28. That's a purebred puppy!

Don't you know thousands of dogs die in shelters every single day so that you can put your fucking purebred puppy in a stupid fucking basket? SHITHEAD!

[JoePhilly]

84. I'm Allergic to cats.

[madrchsod]

8. kidney stones hurt on the way out

[Phillycat]

30. Maybe you shouldn't be drinking so much soda, huh?

I only drink pure organic water out of my HANDS so I don't pollute the environment with a plastic bottle! But I suppose it's ALL ABOUT YOU, and you don't give a shit about the rest of the world, huh? SHITHEAD!

[ThomCat]

121. It's pretty damned insensitive for you remind of that.

I had just managed to take my mind off of my latest kidney stone until you had to go and bring this up. x(

I go for an ultrasound next week to confirm that it's a new kidney stone, but I'm already pretty sure.

[madrchsod]

142. pain second only to a heart attack

i`m experiencing my first stone attack.....

[ThomCat]

146. In that case, you have my sympathy and good wishes.

I hope it passes easily and soon. :hug:

I needed surgery for my second one. I really hope this next one is small and doesn't require everything I went through last time. :(

[terrya]

11. Skinner is a good man

[Phillycat]

32. What's that supposed to mean, "man"?

Maybe he doesn't want to be gender-identified by YOU, Mr Presumptious!

[terrya]

37. I thought that was flame proof!

:-)

[Phillycat]

39. Well, I'm quite good at this.

:D

[lizziegrace]

71. Hehe...

You *are* quite good. :)

[ThomCat]

122. Suck up!

x(

Sure, go flirt with the top guy.

:P

[Critters2]

155. Are there any good men, really? nt

[QueenOfCalifornia]

163. Do you hate all

males or just your Daddy?

I am so disgusted by you sexists.

[TZ]

12. I'll only post serious stuff from now on.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

15. R U series?!?!111?!?! nt

[newmajority]

13. The sky is blue

Or at least it is today.

[Phillycat]

33. You're just trying to pretend that we're not destroying the earth with pollutants.

Maybe it doesn't matter in your little corner of the world, but MY KIDS HAVE TO INHERIT THIS PLANET.

[Arugula Latte]

132. Well, maybe you should have thought of that BEFORE you decided to be a breeder, huh?

Thanks for the overpopulation. :eyes:


*BTW, pay no attention to the two bipedal humanoid creatures who inhabit my house*

[QueenOfCalifornia]

164. You are killin' me

you remind me of my crazy mother!!!!!

:rofl:

[sarge43]

102. It was dark over half the planet today or are you one of those

hemispheric chauvinist?

[BlueJazz]

14. Ahh...flvgan lives in Florida and does not hurt little Kittens.

...unless they're Republican Kitties..

[LeftyMom]

26. Cats are too smart to be republican.

Also, I started a thread that went flamey a while back about just how much Florida sucks.

[BlueJazz]

90. Most of Florida does suck. My area (St.Petersburg-Clearwater) is one...

..of the few parts that are...umm.... "Acceptable"

[Phillycat]

38. With a bunch of slavering murderous PITBULLS.

He's endangering everyone around him with those filthy dangerous animals!

[ghostsofgiants]

103. You're good at this.

:P

[Sugar Smack]

16. Some notebooks are spiral-bound and some are loose-leaf;

each kind is good for something. :thumbsup:

[Phillycat]

42. Yeah, unless you want to, you know, SAVE THE EARTH or something!

People who aren't willing to DESTROY THIS PLANET with their selfish, selfish actions, write on leaves that have already fallen from the trees. And we don't line the pockets of Big Paper. God, have you no shame??

[Sugar Smack]

58. OMG-

:spray: You done did it.

[Critters2]

156. Composition books are neither of these...

they are bound! But I suppose they're not good enough to be included in your post. Snob!

[redqueen]

17. Medicare for all?

:shrug:

[flvegan]

21. Socialist!

:P

[Phillycat]

44. Purist!

[racaulk]

20. Threads that ask people not to pick on each other.

Wait, Midlo proved me wrong on that one... :crazy:

[Shakespeare]

22. I hear Olive Garden has added cornflake chicken to the screaming toddler menu.

Also, they've designated a special section for breastfeeding and those who need to use a Ped Egg in public. Kindly park your pitbull at the door.

[KitchenWitch]

23. But can I smoke?

Will Laura Branigan be played in that special section?

[kay1864]

24. You forgot smoking!

And Poland!

:cry:

[TZ]

25. DuStrange's sigline...

Oh wait you said NOT a flamefest...:) (personally I wish he could get a DU'zy for special visual achievement in a sigline)

[sniffa]

27. Hi everyone!

:D

[LeftyMom]

31. WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE THAT LADY A QUARTER???

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

29. I'm a toll booth troll.

[TZ]

35. nice post_________

:hide:

[madinmaryland]

52. You might appreciate this one....

something about life being like a box of chocolates...

:hide:

[mainegreen]

36. Wait. Does that mean I have to pay two tolls?

And how do you fit under the tollboth?

Dammit, I'm going to start having to bring goats around with me everywhere, aren't I?






(fairy tail references :P )

[TZ]

41. Its fairy tale..not fairy tail...

Learn to use spell check..:P

[madinmaryland]

45. deleted

oops.

[TZ]

50. Stop being careless with your posts..

Then you wouldn't have to delete!

[madinmaryland]

54. I've replied to teh wrong thread three times today.

:wtf:

[mainegreen]

51. When I say fairy tail, I *mean* fairy tail!

rwwooooowrr.



:P

[mikeytherat]

34. Warm, fuzzy puppies are good.

mikey_the_rat

[mainegreen]

40. For coats.

Seal pup is better though.

[Phillycat]

47. Touche!

Well played, sir!

[mikeytherat]

48. Actually, I use them for mittens, not coats. There's more waste that way.

mikey_the_rat

[Zuiderelle]

43. To dream the impossible dream.

[TZ]

46. Dreams are for whiners...

;-)

[Phillycat]

53. You fucking purists make me sick.

You want McCain in the White House? Why don't you just vote for him then, and see how you like 4 more years of Bushco!

[Zuiderelle]

61. How the fuck did you get that from my post

You strawman creating POS with a chip on your shoulder misogynistic racist. :bounce:

[Phillycat]

63. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

OMG, I'm sorry. I lost my game face. :rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

67. I'm sorry, PelosiFan, but generally homophobic, racist posts

are frowned on here at DU.

:hi:

[Zuiderelle]

68. Yes, of course they are. They are not tolerated at ALL.

:D :hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

69. Exactly.

:hi:

:loveya:

[Radio_Lady]

139. Question: Is this Groundhog Day? I think I took part in a similar exchange earlier.

Same people, same topics.

Oh, I was dreaming! Sorry I interfered.

Please disregard.

Goodnight, ladies... women... womyn...

Lady Ellen of Alpen Knolls

[QueenOfCalifornia]

162. Wait...

That is exactly what someone said to me in GDP yesterday.

I am having PTSD flashbacks!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

49. Chuggo is a really bad rapper.

[Phillycat]

55. C'mon, fuckin' guy!

[rug]

56. Orgasms.

[Phillycat]

57. Thread over. You win.

[mainegreen]

59. Orgasms are the excuse men use to keep women down.

:P

[Radio_Lady]

147. The-other-Portland female says "Pshaw!". I am not going down on you for love or money.

But I do admire your mind. Let's be cross-country friends.

Sincerely,

Radio Lady in Portland, Oregon (named after Portland, Maine in a coin-toss!)

[Ron Green]

73. Rude joke: Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they think men care.





B-)

[JoePhilly]

85. No ... because they can .... men can't fake them ... they just happen!!!

[Radio_Lady]

143. Personally, I'm dealing with vaginal atrophy and it's a bitch of a problem.

At almost 70 years of age, what are my options?

Death or vibrators. Also, pool jets are good and clean.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

[JoePhilly]

166. WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION

:hide:

[Ptah]

60. . .

[ThomCat]

124. My alergies are bothering me just Looking at all of your damned

sunflowers. x(

But I'm sure you don't care. Gardening fanatics never care about those of us who suffer. :grr:

:P

[Ptah]

165. Just turn off the Smell-o-vision.

:P

[FloridaJudy]

62. George Bush is a miserable excuse for a human being.

I think that's something we can all agree on.

[DS1]

64. Until he's dead. Then we're not allowed to talk about him in a negative light

because you're not supposed to do that.

[conscious evolution]

78. Geez.The man ain't even buried yet.

[Arugula Latte]

137. Maybe he'll be cremated. Why are you burial-centric?

[mainegreen]

65. I disagree.

He's not a human being and it's an insult to the rest of us to imply that he is.


}(

[Phillycat]

66. How the fuck can you say he's a human being?

Are you blind? What is wrong with you??

[bertha katzenengel]

70. GEORGE SANDEL SUCKS!

That is all.

[Midlodemocrat]

72. I like hibiscus. Very pretty flower.

[MrCoffee]

74. Why do you hate allergy sufferers?

Enjoy your clear sinuses, freeper troll.

[madinmaryland]

75. Kudzu. It's going places.

[TZ]

76. Kudzu is a southern weed...

Are you trying to suggest that Southerners should leave their homes?!:crazy:

[madinmaryland]

77. Snyder! It's in Maryland also.

[skooooo]

79. There's a carved wooden figure on my window sill.

[TZ]

80. You killed a tree to decorate your window sill?

Shame on you....:)

[skooooo]

81. Driftwood -- can't say anything about that!

[flvegan]

83. Carved by your Asian neighbor??

:popcorn:

[skooooo]

88. Racist!

[DS1]

86. boob jobs

A TAHHH!

[TZ]

87. Hah...Vanity for pleasing men!!

:P

[DarkTirade]

104. I always suspected that it was a secret conspiracy to drum up business...

for chiropractors. :P

[flvegan]

89. Kick for Brett Favre!!

[KitchenWitch]

91. Well as we have seen today, it sure is not "Brett Favre Unretires!"

:rofl:

[flvegan]

93. "quarterback" is NOT change given for a dollar paid for a .75 item.

[Wassabi]

92. This is my second post

Karl Rove should be in jail?

[flvegan]

94. n00b Freeper troll!!!!11!

Just kidding.

Welcome to DU!

[Wassabi]

159. A Wiseguy Why I oughta....

You never know, unfortunately. Beware the right woos left fascists.

[lightningandsnow]

95. Rainbows are pretty.

[TZ]

100. Rainbows are for wimps

Chuck Norris would kick the rainbow's ass...:rofl:

[OmahaBlueDog]

96. We all hope for an end to suffering for the world's malnourished children

[lightningandsnow]

98. But what if the children are freepers?

I keed.

[OmahaBlueDog]

126. Teaching them to listen to Stephanie Miller and to read DU would cure them

[DarkTirade]

99. Fire extinguishers.

... just sayin'.

:)

[flvegan]

106. Those chemicals are tested on animals, cretin!!!1!

[Mobius]

101. water

...

[DarkTirade]

105. With the proper application of electricity, water can be split into hydrogen and oxygen.

A VERY flammable combination.

[Mobius]

115. Yeah well I wont hold my breath

waiting for the DU Lounge to split a molecule.

[sarge43]

107. "Fish fuck in water", W.C. Fields n/t

[Chan790]

108. ...

[ForrestGump]

109. .

Fascist.

[madinmaryland]

136. That belongs in teh lougne??

Corporate america pisses all of us off.

[flvegan]

111. Santa enslaves reindeer.

I thought you dug animals.

:(

[Chan790]

114. Oh come on, I throw you a softball and you miss the easy one...

the guy's wearing fur!!

[flvegan]

117. We don't know that.

I haven't seen any labels.

We DO know that he enslaves and whips a number of reindeer, though.

[DarkTirade]

127. The reindeer enjoy it.

They're into that kinda thing.

[LeftyMom]

118. Creepy foreign guy who invites kids to sit on his lap.

Probably on the Megan's Law database.

[ThomCat]

125. Oh Gawd! Where to start?

Damned symbol of the corporate takeover of holidays, and the commercialization of damned near everything. It's always about spending money on gifts! x(

And don't even get me started on lying to children with all these fairy tales! How are we going to raise honest kids if we keep lying to them?
:grr:

[Pierre.Suave]

110. Clogging wood chippers with Children, Kittens, and Puppies...

Surely, no one could turn THAT into a flamefest...

remember, the cuter the better...

[Pierre.Suave]

113. delete

double post.

[kentauros]

116. "Ford. You're turning into a penguin.

"Stop it."

:P

[DS1]

119. Obviously, the Minnesota Vikings

:crazy:

[stuntcat]

120. music's fantastic!

:headbang:

[Guava Jelly]

123. Impossible.. I posted a picture thread from Prague in the lounge

And someone thought it was insensitive to those with less.
Gawd I'm a dick...:eyes:

[DarkTirade]

128. I guess I can understand that...

I mean, I'm completely out of Prague. I've never even had any before. Some of us have to do without. C'est la vie. :P

[Guava Jelly]

130. Just for that I'm going home

[DarkTirade]

140. But then how will we live vicariously through you?

:cry:

:P

[LostInAnomie]

129. Crapped pants at a job interview is less than ideal.

[Arugula Latte]

133. That's rather insensitive to the colon-challenged, isn't it?

Colonist! :eyes:

[LostInAnomie]

135. Would the colon-challenged think that crapped pants are ideal?

Especially, at a job interview?

[tigereye]

131. baby animals are very cute?

alas, people will argue about almost anything, though.

[DarkTirade]

138. Don't make me do a google image search for 'maggots'.

:P

[tigereye]

148. I wouldn't dream of it...

baby insects not quite so cute...

[madinmaryland]

141. MASTURBATION.

period. Discuss.

[madrchsod]

145. youporn...........

[TZ]

158. God kills a kitten everytime you do that.

Why do you hate kittens?

[dropkickpa]

144. Elbows.

they usually bend.

[DarkTirade]

149. Well SOME people in this world don't have that luxury.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

150. Staight. Bent. Straight. Bent.

A complete lack of consistency. Why they hell can elbows make up their minds?

Flip-floppers they are, says I.

[haele]

151. I just plated up some chocolate chip cookies right out of the oven.

...
On edit -
Dang it, we could get into a "nuts or no nuts" flamefest...

Where's a fire extinguisher smiley when you need one?

Haele

[flvegan]

152. Chocolate? You racist! Why no white chips? Macadamias?

You are dead to me.

[haele]

153. Hey, some of my "best friends" -

- are macadamia nuts...
Pity the poor Pe-cans...



:P

[Fox Mulder]

154. World peace.

[Critters2]

157. But no mention of overcoming world hunger?

Typical.

[Lil Missy]

160. Tonight, I had a great meal with 7of us for mom's birthday. We all love and hugged each other.

Great time had by all. But that is likely insensitive and flame worthy to people who hate one or more of their family members.

I won't mention where we went, because I am not sure it's a Politically Correct place.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

161. Nice post HITLER!

what a funny thread!

There is no such thing as flame proof in here. You could say that you like the color brown and have painted your kitchen that color and someone would call you anti white American here. Uh-oh... I look like a racist! DON'T TASE ME BRO!!!!!

I swear, I have posted the most innocuous of things here and have been attacked. It is so crazy that there is no explanation. I even did a poll once on being offended in this corner of cyberspace - I think that one won a DUzy. This place is the place of OUTRAGE.

Ahhhhhhh!

I am so offended by your OP!!!!!!!

[Maria Wr]

167. the day after

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