Lately, I'm feeling so...oh, what's the word????...like an

[graywarrior]

And no one gives a shit. Will no one pay any attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee anymore?

[KitchenWitch]

1. I will, but I am another authentic Drama Queen...

[mainegreen]

2. You've got to let us all know when the showtimes are.

So we know when to show up to watch.

[graywarrior]

3. I have much competition in GD-P. I hate them...taking my thunder.

Bitches.

[redqueen]

4. ....

:rofl:

:loveya:

[graywarrior]

5. I thank you as I weep while staring in the mirror

[redqueen]

6. Flick your nipples.

Always cheers me up, anyway.

:shrug:

[mainegreen]

7. Do you often watch graywarrior flick her nipples?

Does she know you spend that much time outside her window?

[graywarrior]

9. You mean like you do?

Bwahahahahahahahahah hahahahah hahahahahah!

[mainegreen]

10. Don't tell my wife.

As far as she knows, I'm down at the bar getting drunk and leering at women.
If she knew I was around DUers she'd get really mad!

[graywarrior]

11. I so understand.

DUers are lower than whaleshit.

(not really)




(well, maybe really)

[graywarrior]

8. You're assuming I have them

:P

[redqueen]

12. !

:o


If I didn't have nipples, I'd wear those pasties with the little tassles on them. :D

[graywarrior]

13. I'm thinking more ambulance siren lights.

[trof]

14. Sorry. Busy stopping global warming.

About every six hours my icemaker fills up and I scatter the cubes in the back yard.
I think it's working.

[graywarrior]

15. Welll make the cubes in my image, dammit!

I love being scattered. Ask anyone who knows me.

[trof]

16. OK. I guess I'll have to grave them.

Wait!
Isn't there something in the bible about graven images?
hmmmm

[graywarrior]

17. I think there's a ten commandment

but that doesn't relate because I am not a false god....I am a DRAMA QUEEN!