Ceiling Cat's Eleven Rules of the Earth

[derby378]

Okay, so I borrowed this from the Church of Satan. So meow me. I'm waiting for a print job to get done.

1. Do not give opinions or advice about Ceiling Cat unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to Ceiling Cat unless you are sure he wants to hear them.
3. When in another's lair, show them the respect you would show to Ceiling Cat or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, you are free to turn all Ceiling Cat on their ass.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal. Remember, Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you, unless Ceiling Cat says it is a burden to the other person that must be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of Ceiling Cat if you have employed him successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of Ceiling Cat after having called upon him with success, Ceiling Cat will deny you the power to masturbate.
8. Do not complain about anything to which Ceiling Cat subjects you.
9. Do not harm little children unless they talk trash about Ceiling Cat.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food. Dogs are forever exempt from this rule.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, you are free to turn all Ceiling Cat on their ass.

[Pierre.Suave]

1. Hail Ceiling Cat!!!!

:P

[derby378]

2. Hail, indeed!

Just keep one eye on the ceiling...

[Fleshdancer]

3. wait a sec. then what's this?

#7 is my favorite :D