Masturbation as a way to avoid fucking people met on the internet

[Mobius]

discuss

[City of Mills]

1. IBTL!!!

Sex thread.

[DarkTirade]

2. ... why not just do both?

:shrug:

[SPKrazy]

3. Fucking People Met On The Internet

I have met one fucking person from the internet in person

:shrug:

is that what you meant?

[madinmaryland]

9. You're fucking meating people on teh internets??

:wtf:

[Mobius]

14. yes

exactly.

[flvegan]

4. Nobody wants to fuck you.

Internet or otherwise.

Sorry to be the one to tell you that.

[Tektonik]

5. Wes Clark wouldn't?

Cattle, etc...

[flvegan]

7. See, you're following the story.

[KitchenWitch]

10. I am thinking Epick Fael

[Mobius]

15. This from someone

whose sperm likely tastes like rotten cat piss.

[LeftyMom]

18. Usually people decide to kill their account in GD:P

And no.

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Ordering a pizza as a way to avoid posting at DU anymore

Discuss.

[KitchenWitch]

13. Would it be totally gauche for me to request

that the pizza be a Hawaiian pie?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

8. I'm confused...What's the verb?

Am I "AVOIDING fucking people" or "avoiding FUCKING people"

[Lethe]

11. good for the prostate too

masturbation by men in their 20's reduces prostate cancer by substantial amounts

[LeftyMom]

12. But fucking people met on the internet is fun!

And I have enough airline miles to fly first class to Mars.

[Mobius]

16. Well the fucking is fun

just not the pretending it meant anything to you part afterwards

[LeftyMom]

19. Well, I'm sorry nothing more interesting is going on in your social life.

You don't speak for everybody. :shrug:

[Mobius]

20. Did I claim to?

:shrug:

[Tektonik]

21. your sig forgot a letter

Buttfucking people met on the internet is fun!

[Mobius]

22. loled

will lol again

[bridgit]

17. That was not Christie Brinkley's husband's defense as I recall...