Brett Favre just finished a nice steak and masturbated. Can we be done now?

[flvegan]

C'mon!

That's what's cool about being a former Packer meat beater/eater.

[madinmaryland]

Lightweight!!!!

Don't we all do that!!

:rofl:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

3. I don't necessarily do it in that order...

[madinmaryland]

11. You don't????

:wtf:

:wow:

[LeftyMom]

4. Some of us skip the steak course and go straight to dessert.

Not me, mind. Some people. Just a rumor I heard. O8)

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

1. Nope...

I think we're good to go until about 3:00 a.m. now. Thanks.

[KitchenWitch]

2. Can I light up his smoke?

:D

[flvegan]

5. Oh, c'mon. Meat beater/eater is the kind of comedy

you tell your grandkids about.

[KitchenWitch]

7. d'oh!

:dunce:

[Danger Mouse]

6. I really don't want to think about him scoring with his little Favre.

[KitchenWitch]

8. EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW

x(

[Danger Mouse]

15. I could be more vivid if you'd enjoy that.

:D

[KitchenWitch]

17. ...

[Danger Mouse]

20. Brett Favre gripped his meat tower with both hands.

[Tektonik]

26. His cheese head?

:D

[Danger Mouse]

32. He packed his green bay alright.

[Tektonik]

36. Hopefully green bay is a soap,,

since if he has a cheese head, he has some cleanliness issues.

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. I'm torn

between :rofl: and IBTL


So I choose both! :P

[KitchenWitch]

10. I am thinking huskerlaw and KerryTravelers are going to lay the smackdown on us!

:o

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. Not me.

I'm just going along for the ride. :rofl:

[flvegan]

13. I'm going to

testify that you made me do it.

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. Pffft. Who will they believe?

Me of course... sweet, innocent, wittle Rev. O8)

[flvegan]

19. Innocent?

Innocent? You're going with innocent?

Oh, boy.

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. Mmmhmm.

I am the perfect picture of perve....uh... innocence. *bats eyes*

[two gun sid]

14. Best post today.

[DS1]

16. I thought every day was Steak and BJ day when you're Brett Favre

He's obviously slipping, and needs to retire.

[KitchenWitch]

22. Ding ding ding ding ding

Game over!

:rofl:

[flvegan]

BJ? Are you saying that Favre can suck himself off?

I was very clear about self-gratification in my OP.

[Danger Mouse]

27. Yes. He can. He's Brett fucking Favre.

[DS1]

29. Only when he's fast enough to wake up to Madden drawing lines

on his stomach and thighs.


You see, it's one thing to take the direct route, but it's another thing to fake out the other team, and you can draw your cock approach this way *scribbles* or you can draw it this way *more scribbles* but when you're facing Brett Favre, your only option is to dive right in. Open mouthed. *frantic scribbles*

[flvegan]

30. Holy shit

*this* is the Holy Grail of Lounge posts.

I have beer funneling out of my nose now, fucking guy.

[KitchenWitch]

31. Holy shit,

you totally have Madden down. It is as if you are in the man's brain!

:rofl:

[DS1]

40. are you glad they unbanned me yet?

:D

[KitchenWitch]

41. Oh hell yeah!

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

42. you?? banned?? impossible!

[DS1]

45. very possible

but I learned. it's all good

[Danger Mouse]

33. John Madden? Wouldn't he try to like, make a turducken out of Favre?

[flvegan]

35. Masturducken, yo.

[Danger Mouse]

37. That conjured a mental image of the 'Dear God no' variety.

:cry:

[Tektonik]

43. That reminds me of South Park

Madden making a turducken out of Favre would be like Mr. Slave 'enveloping' Paris Hilton.

[DS1]

46. LOL

best episode that season

WHORE-OFF!

[Danger Mouse]

47. One day, we will all become turduckens for Madden.

[jobycom]

21. Wouldn't the steak make that harder? More difficult, I meant?

[Fire Walk With Me]

24. What's wrong with a little tenderizing?

[Danger Mouse]

25. That made me weep. Bitter tears of loss for something I will never get back.

:cry:

[madinmaryland]

28. Nothing, unless you like this...

:hide:

[Tektonik]

34. How else do you get this?

[Danger Mouse]

38. SWEET JESUS MY EYES

[madinmaryland]

39. ZOMFG!!!!!! IBTL~!!1!!

Ouch!

[Mobius]

44. Do you have a link

for this foolishness? :shrug:

[flvegan]

48. Yes. Yes I do.

*if you look here for it, you'll be disappointed*

Ha, Chuggo!