Post your favorite Stand-Up Comedy Clips here!

[Common Sense Party]

Let's have some laughs. Find a YouTube (or wherever) link to a particularly funny stand-up routine from a comic you like.

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1. Jim Gaffigan - "Hot Pockets!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zewDAa99Ns8

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4. That is hilarious

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6. "Dead Pockets!" I love that bit.

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11. I loved the part about ordering a Hot Pocket in a restaurant

We have the Seabass which is broiled or you can have a Hot Pocket that is cooked in a dirty microwave.
:rofl:

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2. Demitri Martin - "Big Chart"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhmahD_EbHY

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3. Steven Wright on Letterman's show, 1990

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITo_Ugq9bbo&feature=related

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5. Bob Newhart - "The Driving Instructor"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aIi08pQtAQ
Just the audio--absolute genius


For a change of pace, here's Bob doing the routine as a skit with Dean Martin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITo_Ugq9bbo&feature=related

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20. That is VERY POLITICLY INCORRECT!!

But its funny.

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25. Oh, yeah. You can't hardly get away with that anymore.

The Bus Driving School is hilarious as well.

[bridgit]

7. Wow! There's like so many. But here's one, well...make that two...

Louis CK @ The Improv

Patton Oswalt-KFC Famous bowls

Oh! And one for the road...
Sam Kinison First Appearance on Letterman

Oh!!!! And this guy = two for the road!
A. Robins, The Banana Man

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8. I love that Patton Oswalt KFC bit. He had me crying the first time

I saw that.

And Kinison--holy crap. What a manic genius.

[bridgit]

10. No doubt!! When Patton takes off he's waaay funny...

And Sam, well ------------>:rofl:

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12. "Anyone can follow that story. It was about a tomato the whole time!"

Louis CK is funny.

[JeffR]

22. Bless you for the Kinison link

That took me back to a better world than this one.

[Tektonik]

9. Margaret Cho:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFZzs5gdJsI

[Brigid]

13. Chris Rock: Bullet Control

:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juLQBeZXmPU

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15. $5000 a bullet! That was hilarious.

I don't know if I'm allowed to post this one--VERY controversial, and I'm sure will offend most. But I've always thought this was one of Chris Rock's funniest routines:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpUSElgJcyI&feature=related

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14. Jake Johanssen - "Starbucks"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xigd_glQQ9k

I love this guy's nervous delivery.

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30. Jake Johanssen - "Emergency Room Story"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHgJqeaj11w

Jake Johanssen is awesome.

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32. He was always one of my favorites in the late 80s and thru the 90s.

Quirky, insightful, and not crude.

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16. Bill Cosby - "Dentists"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBqY6cJD3CE

[Brigid]

17. Ron White Drunk in Public

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJDr294Z00o

Love him, even if he is from Texas! :rofl:

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24. I prefer Bill Engvall, from the redneck group.

Deer Hunting:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2XzvYf5Fy0

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18. Eddie Izzard on Englebert Humperdinck

Nothing has ever made me laugh so hard. First time I saw this, I actually fell off the bed and was rolling on the floor, holding my stomach. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckGmMO0zbJo

[kentauros]

21. lol! I can believe that!

:D

:rofl: - literally ;)

[kentauros]

19. a few from Eddie Izzard

:D

Eddie Izzard - Learning French
Eddie Izzard - Star Trek
Eddie Izzard- Death Star Canteen

[Brigid]

23. Bill Cosby: Noah

A Bill Cosby classic! :rofl:

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26. I had this memorized when I was a kid. Still cracks me up,

30 years later.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyc1315KawQ

[Brigid]

28. Actually, I forgot the link.

:blush: But yes, it is still hilarious after all these years. I had it memorized too. :)

[jobycom]

27. Mark McCollum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcdhkwJfzVg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoBRfu1pY0Y&NR=1 (This is his song)

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29. "Lay me down in a bed of spinach..."

"Blow me down!"

I haven't seen this routine in ages. Thanks for posting that.

[jobycom]

31. I found it the other night when I had to explain to my daughter why

I kept singing "I love me olive oyil" in a Popeye voice every time I reached for the EVOO. :rofl:

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33. OMD!

I hadn't heard the Popeye song since he was on the old "Comedy Tonight" on KQED in the '80s! :rofl:

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

34. Woody Allen - The Moose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmnLRVWgnXU