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Sat Jul-12-08 12:55 AM
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Live blog - How much "The Love Guru" sucks |
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I'm sacrificing myself for this!
First 20 minutes = HORRIBLE!
WTF? Val Kilmer?! As if that horrible "Conspiracy" movie you did wasn't bad enough? You're dead to me, teeth gnasher!
Mike, you have gone from somewhere, to now nothing.
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Sat Jul-12-08 12:57 AM
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1. Jessica Alba makes a cute Indian Bollywood type |
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movie still sucks. I now hate Mike Myers, and by extension, Eddie Murphy.
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Sat Jul-12-08 12:58 AM
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2. John Oliver. I know you want to start a career |
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but avoid Mike Myers post-haste. You could recycle Andy Dick jokes and still be funnier.
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Sat Jul-12-08 01:00 AM
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3. Based on the actors you have listed, YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER! |
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Sat Jul-12-08 01:01 AM
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Sat Jul-12-08 01:12 AM
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5. I can't even watch this anymore |
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I'm done. Myers should refund everyone who paid to see this shit out of his own pocket.
It's so terrible I can't even begin.
Wait.
That's not me.
This movie is so terrible God himself would weigh the decision on whether to keep this movie around or the holocaust around, and he/she'd flip a coin a few dozen times.
Okay, so this movie isn't anything like the Holocaust, I apologize to readers whom were offended by that. It's still a really bad movie.
I don't want to write about it anymore.
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