Three word story *FUN!*

[Mobius]

OK, let's all do something fun together and be all nice and fluffy and shit.

I'll start a story and each subsequent reply must be an extension off the previous three words and we shall go off happily into the fabled interwebs land known as LULZ together!


There once was...

[MonkeyFunk]

1. a little monkey

[Mobius]

2. who ran down

...

[pokerfan]

3. a little squirrel

[puerco-bellies]

4. with his steamroller

[kentauros]

5. stopped and looked

[Mobius]

but blamed it

...

[Heidi]

on the chicken

[kentauros]

32. getting in the

[Heidi]

37. thick of things.

[kentauros]

40. Indignantly, she turned

[Heidi]

43. , her feathers unruffled,

[kentauros]

46. spitting eye-teeth

[Heidi]

49. , as rare as

[kentauros]

52. salmonella-laden plantains

[Heidi]

59. or DUzies for

[kentauros]

60. shoe-dwelling mothers.

[Heidi]

64. But I digress.

[kentauros]

68. The digression progesses

[Heidi]

72. in The Lounge

[kentauros]

74. forever, and ever,

[Heidi]

76. Amen. Pass the

[kentauros]

79. ammunition and praise

[Heidi]

81. Nikola Tesla. Hallelujah!

[kentauros]

83. Westinghouse was mighty

[Heidi]

87. but Consolidated Edison

[kentauros]

89. transformed into ConEd

[Heidi]

92. and that, my

[kentauros]

94. amigo is Esperanto.

[Heidi]

96. Now, some say

[kentauros]

97. "Escondido" but really

[Heidi]

language is a

[kentauros]

101. funny thing when

[Heidi]

103. one factors in

[kentauros]

106. such idiosyncrasies as

[Heidi]

109. Burroughs' cutup method

[kentauros]

111. Brian Eno used

[Heidi]

114. ambient music to

[kentauros]

115. create "Kurt's Rejoinder"

[Heidi]

123. and Obscure Records.

[kentauros]

125. like Nonsuch, Dovetail,

[Heidi]

128. and Discreet Music.

[kentauros]

130. happily spun by

[Heidi]

133. obscure dee-jays

[kentauros]

135. their views obscured

[Heidi]

142. by Ray-Bans and

[kentauros]

145. pungent, sweet smokes.

[Heidi]

148. Kerouac once said,

[kentauros]

151. "Give me librettos

[Heidi]

155. and opera glasses

[kentauros]

157. powdered and polished

[Heidi]

160. to absolute perfection

[kentauros]

163. that vanished, instantly!

[Mobius]

171. However, one day

[alphafemale]

6. but the squirrel

[Heidi]

7. , now squirrel pizza,

[Mobius]

8. smelled of almonds

[Heidi]

9. and banana bread

[kentauros]

86. baked fresh every

[kentauros]

122. odd-numbered weekday

[kentauros]

143. while debutants queued

[Mobius]

172. by the light

[puerco-bellies]

10. but tasted like

[Heidi]

11. chicken, lightly broiled

[alphafemale]

12. Speaking of chicken

[Heidi]

13. or speaking chickens

[kentauros]

14. when they crossed

[Heidi]

17. their eyes and

[kentauros]

19. dotted their beaks

[Heidi]

20. in chicken scratch

[kentauros]

21. like old cuneiform.

[Heidi]

22. Cyphers, written for

[kentauros]

23. fowls of Mayan

[Heidi]

25. or, perhaps, Miami,

[kentauros]

26. with vice cops

[Heidi]

27. driving Maybachs along

[kentauros]

29. until the waters

[Heidi]

33. part, Red Sea-esque,

[kentauros]

36. revealing blood silt

[Heidi]

39. and great, green

[kentauros]

41. 2007 zinc pennies

[Heidi]

45. enough to cover

[kentauros]

48. the cost of

[Heidi]

51. a small nest

[kentauros]

53. and a pyramid

[Heidi]

57. , places of repose,

[kentauros]

58. relaxation and respite

[Heidi]

63. , the occasional margarita

[kentauros]

66. with "No salt!"

;)

[Heidi]

69. (Beak protection is

[kentauros]

73. of utmost importance,

[Heidi]

77. someone once bwawked.)

[kentauros]

80. said the squirrel...

[Heidi]

82. from his perch

[kentauros]

84. under the birdfeeder

[Heidi]

88. where he eyed

[kentauros]

90. sesame, sunflower, hempseeds,

[Heidi]

93. in mandala configuration

[kentauros]

95. created by chanting

[Heidi]

98. Devil's Coachman bugs

[kentauros]

100. that were robbed

[Heidi]

102. at pincer-point by

[kentauros]

104. Blue Bird-hood

[Heidi]

105. -ed thugs from Terlingua

[kentauros]

107. "Et tu!" said

[Heidi]

112. the watchman, as

[kentauros]

113. buildings began collapsing

[Heidi]

119. and the "greys"

[kentauros]

121. laughed themselves silent

[Heidi]

126. , wringing their hands

[kentauros]

127. over slit noses

[Heidi]

129. reveling in the

[kentauros]

132. lack of membranes

[Heidi]

136. and human brains

[kentauros]

138. as zombies sobbed

[Heidi]

139. and lamented days

[kentauros]

141. gone by, minus

[Heidi]

146. 42, plus 11

[kentauros]

149. but not 28,

[Heidi]

152. nor any integer

[kentauros]

154. interesting enough to

[Heidi]

158. calculate beyond a

[kentauros]

161. shadow of a

(bedthyme for banzai, ahm afraid :scared:)

:P

Someone else can carry-on, hari-kari, carry forth, cash & carry, et al...

[Mobius]

169. doubt, that he

[alphafemale]

16. chickens are liars

[Heidi]

18. as everyone knows

[alphafemale]

24. not yet, tragically.

[Heidi]

28. But who can

[kentauros]

30. flap flightless wings

[Heidi]

34. begging the question:

[kentauros]

38. Why do flightless

[Heidi]

42. fowl hallucinate about

[kentauros]

44. squirrels on steamrollers

[Heidi]

47. and monkeys who

[kentauros]

50. speak French like

[Heidi]

54. the late Jacques

[kentauros]

55. Kirby, Moebius and

[Heidi]

61. Leonard, of course.

[kentauros]

62. When Spock appeared,

[Heidi]

67. the monkey recoiled

[alphafemale]

65. ,delete

[kentauros]

70. from NATO rounds

[alphafemale]

71. wrong again

[Heidi]

75. with neither uvulas

[alphafemale]

78. pyrotechnic ululating albatrosses

[kentauros]

85. also known as

[Heidi]

91. Republicans in disguise

[kentauros]

99. screaming "Youse guys!!!"

[Heidi]

108. And, "I'm SERIES!11!!!"

[kentauros]

110. they spude, soiling

[Heidi]

116. their mothers' basements

[kentauros]

118. baseboards, baseballs and

[Heidi]

124. their own unmentionables

[FloridaJudy]

117. what little remained

[kentauros]

120. was unhappily cleaned

[Heidi]

131. by household staff

[kentauros]

134. chafing the chaff

[Heidi]

137. itching the scratch

[kentauros]

140. from shredded papercuts

[Heidi]

144. , the remnants of

[kentauros]

147. Enron, Arthur anderson,

[Heidi]

150. and parole papers

[kentauros]

153. authored by pardoned

[Heidi]

156. partisans, peeved about

[kentauros]

159. vanishing pensioners of

[Heidi]

162. hope, their dreams

[kentauros]

166. dashed like SOS

[Heidi]

167. calls ignored by

[Mobius]

170. everyone, but a

[jobycom]

15. Wait, first I need to ask... Is Brett Favre one word or two? nt

[kentauros]

31. The "Questions Only" game will be played tomorrow night

so you can ask then :P

[Heidi]

35. !

:rofl:

[kentauros]

56. !!!

:P

[jobycom]

168. What time?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

164. This is one of

the funniest threads on the DU evah!

I have nominated it for a DUzy.

But .... I feel for Jeffr. How will he cull out the best? I hope he packs a mean scalpel.

:rofl:

Well done you crazy bastards!

[kentauros]

165. Danke Schoen!

:D

And my mind is going, I can feel it...

Daisy, daisy, give me your answer true......

[Mobius]

173. Bump for DUzy

let's make more stories! :bounce: