My dog just head-butted me directly in the throat

[Connonym]

gah, I was bent over to scoop up some dog food and she stood up fast underneath me and bam! head to the trachea. Jaysus, it hurts.

[latebloomer]

1. Ouch!

Hope you're better.

[Inchworm]

2. I am ever vigilant

watching out for a big hyper Akita head. He gets excited and if you don't watch out you may be knocked out :D

I prescribe cold drinks until the pain passes.

:hi:

[Connonym]

3. I think maybe she's trying to kill me

It would have been the perfect time, I had open the closet with the kibble. If she would have killed me she could have eaten it all. I'm suspicious I tell ya.

[siligut]

4. I second the cold drinks idea.

:hug: Hope you feel better soon, man I know how that hurts.

[Wcross]

5. She did it cause she luvs ya!

My dogs have done all kinds of things to inflict pain on me. Larry bit me on the forehead while he was snapping at Buddy. Lucy was so excited to see me one time she almost took my eye out with her very sharp nails. Moe has some incredibly pungent gas at times & I would have liked to die after a few of them. Buddy sometimes steps on my foot with his nails digging into uncomfortable areas of my toes.

BUT, the cats are the ones who do it on purpose. They play "lets trip johnny" on a regular basis & they also think I enjoy having my feet "kneaded".

[Connonym]

6. She must really love me then

or else she's trying to kill me.

[Wcross]

7. This whole thread is useless without pictures........of the dog.

I bet you thought I was some kind of pervert, huh?


Moe, the gaseous dog top, his daddy "Buddy" who steps on my feet below. The killer cats "Flea Taxi & Chairman Meow" resting alongside.


Lucy, the eye gouging dog.



Larry, the dog that bites!

[Pool Hall Ace]

8. Moe could be in trouble if that cat decides to cut one.

Nice-looking furry brood you got there. :hi:

[Wcross]

14. I suspect Moe would actually appreciate a cat fart.

He's funny like that.

[Connonym]

10. You got it

This is Leela. She looks bigger than she is with all that hair but she's still a good 50 lbs of unbridled energy.



This is Daisy, my big girl, 100 lbs of lovemelovemeloveme

[Wcross]

13. Beautiful dogs!

I can see where it might be a problem when they do things like head butt your throat!

What type of dog is Leela? She's a cute dog even though she is trying to kill ya!

[dembotoz]

9. not gonna touch this one, not gonna touch this one.

girl don't leave yourself open like this, especailly in the lounge....

[Connonym]

11. yeah not very good wording...

I should see if I can edit that

[Wcross]

15. Oh come on, it is all in fun.

I can see your point but my intentions were completly honorable. I want to see pictures of those puppies!

[renjian212]

12. nice kiss haha

nice kiss haha