Let's play BICOASTAL's "Who am I?"--since he enjoyed Mr. Scorpio's games so much. DIFFERENT RULES!

[Bicoastal]

- only ONE yes or no question per post!

- Post as many as you like, and

- Thread has a limit of 75, instead of 50.

Some hints, mostly stolen from Mr. Scorpio:

-If you slip up and ask more than one yes or no question, I will answer the first one you ask and ONLY the first one.

- A lot of you guys will ask the same question. Read the other posts, clues are there

- If you ask bullshit questions, you're fucking it up for everyone else

- If you know what the career path is don't ask unrelated questions

- You should look for these basic clues: Sex, Race, Alive or Dead, Nationality, Occupation, Published or Featured works.

LET'S DO IT!

[NewEnglandGirl]

1. Are you female?

[Bicoastal]

2. No.

[Lil Missy]

3. Alive or Dead?

[Bicoastal]

4. That's not a yes or no question, is it?

Tsk tsk tsk.

[NewEnglandGirl]

5. Are you an entertainer?

[Bicoastal]

7. yes.

[Blue-Jay]

6. Do you wear a fez?

[Bicoastal]

8. no.

[NewEnglandGirl]

9. Are you alive?

[Bicoastal]

10. NO.

[NewEnglandGirl]

11. Were you a musician?

[Bicoastal]

12. no.

[NewEnglandGirl]

13. Were you an actor?

[Bicoastal]

14. no.

[NewEnglandGirl]

15. Were you a comedian?

[Bicoastal]

17. No.

[Blue-Jay]

16. Have you ever seen a werewolf?

[Bicoastal]

18. No, and I hate you.

[NewEnglandGirl]

19. Were you a dancer? (Help me people !!!)

[Bicoastal]

20. No.

[NewEnglandGirl]

21. An athlete? (I don't know if that's an entertainer)

[Bicoastal]

23. No.

[Fleshdancer]

22. Are you American?

[Bicoastal]

24. No.

[Lil Missy]

25. Were you a singer?

[Bicoastal]

26. No.

[harmonicon]

27. have you ever seen a werebeaver?

[Bicoastal]

29. No, and someday I keeeel you.

[harmonicon]

57. what?! It's a totally legit question.

I only know of a few famous people who have, and that would really narrow it down.

[Lil Missy]

28. were you a magician?

[Bicoastal]

30. No.

[NewEnglandGirl]

31. Were you a mime?

[Bicoastal]

32. No.

[Lil Missy]

33. Were you a ventriloquist?

[Bicoastal]

36. No.

[Maddy McCall]

34. Did you have a sidekick named Jerry?

[Bicoastal]

37. No. Pssst.

(Help 'em, they're off on the wrong track cuz of a vague question someone asked earlier.)

[Whoa_Nelly]

35. Were you on TV?

[Bicoastal]

38. No.

[flvegan]

39. On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

[Bicoastal]

40. Sigh.

[Maddy McCall]

Did you live in the twentieth century?

[Bicoastal]

43. No.

[NewEnglandGirl]

41. Is entertainer the vague question?

[Bicoastal]

42. YES!!

[flvegan]

44. What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Bicoastal]

50. African or European?

:shrug:

[NewEnglandGirl]

45. Were you a writer?

[Bicoastal]

47. Yes!!

[Blue-Jay]

46. Do you think that a fez is a good look for a werewolf?

[Bicoastal]

48. Do you think I'm sexy?

[Blue-Jay]

49. So sexy it hurts.

[Maddy McCall]

51. Did you live in the nineteenth century?

[Bicoastal]

53. yes.

[NewEnglandGirl]

52. Did you live in the 19th century?

[Bicoastal]

54. Yes.

[NewEnglandGirl]

55. Were you Russian?

[Bicoastal]

67. No.

[flvegan]

56. And can't you see my faded Levis bursting apart?

And don't you here me crying
'Oh Babe, don't go'
And don't you hear me screaming
'How was I to know'

[Bicoastal]

74. I'm ignoring you.

[Sanity Claws]

58. Are you a playwright?

[Bicoastal]

68. yes.

[Maddy McCall]

59. Were you European?

[Bicoastal]

69. yes.

[harmonicon]

60. If you were given the chance to have sex with a horse, would you?

[Bicoastal]

75. And you.

[NewEnglandGirl]

61. Were you a poet?

[Bicoastal]

70. yes.

[flvegan]

62. Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

[Maddy McCall]

63. Did you write fiction?

[Bicoastal]

71. yes.

[Maddy McCall]

64. Are you caucasian?

[Bicoastal]

72. yes.

[Maddy McCall]

65. Is the first letter in your last name after L in the alphabet?

[Bicoastal]

73. no.

[flvegan]

66. Do you make in your pants sometimes?

[Sanity Claws]

76. Are you Anton Chekov?

I would like some cherries from your orchard, please.

[Bicoastal]

79. no.

[Blue-Jay]

77. Are you Robert Burns?

[Bicoastal]

80. No--wrong century.

[NewEnglandGirl]

78. Are you Victor Hugo?

[Bicoastal]

81. no.

[Sanity Claws]

82. Are you Ibsen?

I like Danish cookies but not so fond of Danish dollhouses.

[Bicoastal]

85. No, but you have the right nationality.

[NewEnglandGirl]

83. Are you George Bernard Shaw?

[Bicoastal]

86. No.

[NewEnglandGirl]

84. Are you Oscar Wilde?

[Bicoastal]

87. No.

[Sanity Claws]

88. 19th Century Norwegian playwright and poet but not Ibsen?

I'm lost. I give up.

[Bicoastal]

91. Wait, I thought you said Danish earlier.

[Bicoastal]

93. ARRRGH! I'm HANS CHRISTIAN FUCKING ANDERSON!!!!

OK, I'm ready to concede that this game is much harder than it looks...and Mr. Scorpio can have it all to himself from now on.

[flvegan]

94. That dude like totally flew the Millenium Falcon.

[Sanity Claws]

95. Sorry!!

I haven't read Ibsen since College more than 20 years ago and thought he was Danish. When you said right nationality but not right person, I did a google search and was reminded that Ibsen was Norwegian not Danish.
I'm embarrassed to admit that my college education is so foggy.

[NewEnglandGirl]

102. Same for me !!!

It's not easy to remember all of that !!!! Anyway, it was fun and we learned stuff so that's the important thing!

[harmonicon]

89. Are you Strindberg?!

You are, aren't you?!?!

[Blue-Jay]

90. Are you Montgomery Burns?

[NewEnglandGirl]

92. strictly Norwegian (as opposed to Scandanavian?)

[Sanity Claws]

96. What plays did Anderson write?

I always think of Anderson with fairy tales.
Edumacate me please.

[Bicoastal]

98. A couple that didn't do very well, according to Wikipedia.

Whatever. I suck at this game.

[Sanity Claws]

100. No, you don't

I don't doubt it's harder than it looks but I appreciate your helping me remove some cob webs from my memory banks.

[NewEnglandGirl]

101. No you don't

It was fun, it's a hard game for everyone.

[NewEnglandGirl]

99. I don't know...

I remember mostly fairy tales.

[NewEnglandGirl]

97. I was only reading the subject lines,

never looked on the message box (from about half way through the game) so I didn't even know anyone said Danish, was just thinking Norwegian. I guess I learned to read the whole thing !!!!