Wow, cut that sexual tension with a spoon

[HEyHEY]

Hung out with the ex-roomie tonight. She was talking abou the ex and suh and said "I need a romp, I haven't been satisfied in a year."

I was like.....uh.. yeah.

[MonkeyFunk]

1. So you romped her, right?

That'd be the polite thing to do, and Canadians are nothing if not polite.

[mainegreen]

2. At least she was kind of subtle.

Imagine if she had straight up asked you to get kinky with her and brought out the paddle and whips!

[NewJeffCT]

3. so, how was it?

:smoke:

[Lil Missy]

4. Thank you so much for sharing that.

:eyes:

A Gentleman, (or a Lady for that matter), would not kiss and tell.

Congratulations.

I am so very happy that you got fucked.

[tigereye]

5. listening to Hey-Hey's romantic escapades is part of lounge amusement -

actually, he is a gentleman and a sweet guy. Except he plays a Lothario on the internet.

[HEyHEY]

9. OOO a lothario!

All this time I thought I was just stumbling into dumb luck! ;-)

[JVS]

13. He's a no good lounge lizard and a threat to the decency of women throughout north america!

How long will his reign of despoliation continue?

[HEyHEY]

18. Until the herpes flare up!

[tigereye]

19. seriously -run for your lives!

[HEyHEY]

7. Um.... I didn't sleep with her

That was the point.

[ghostsofgiants]

10. Come on, it's no fair ruining her fun like that.

If she wants to act indignant about your being a jackass, who are you to deny her that?

[HEyHEY]

11. Yes, silly me... I take it back, I banged the shit outta her

[ghostsofgiants]

12. That's more like it!

*highfive*

[tigereye]

20. you forgot the running- away smiley, though

[DS1]

6. Was that before or after you romped?

It's a crucial piece of information

[HEyHEY]

8. I never touched her

I must admit I'm actually a bit frieghtened by her. She's an intimidating woman

[JVS]

14. Did you say "I've got your satisfaction right here" and grab your crotch?

Chicks dig the witty repartee.

[HEyHEY]

15. I was too busy looking for the door

[IndianaJones]

16. is she hot? nt.

[HEyHEY]

17. yes

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. The one and only time in my life that a woman spoke to me, I pooped myself.