Let's devise lame one-liners for young guys wanting to hit on Miss Ava.

[Writer]

"Hey, my gear shift is broken. Would you help me fix it?"

[DS1]

1. If you didn't get a perfect score on your ACT, there must be something wrong with the test.

[jobycom]

10. Damn you're good. nt

[skooooo]

2. I'm really upset right now, and need a lot of comforting.

[KitchenWitch]

3. Do you like art? Want to come up and touch my sculture?

[unpossibles]

4. "Giant Penguin"

"I'm just trying to think of something to break the ice"

[NewJeffCT]

5. How about some old lame ones -

If I wrote the dictionary, I would put "U" and "I" together.

What's your sign?

[SacredCow]

6. "My GPS must be broken....."

"... 'cause you're not showing up as a point of interest...."

[AlGore-08.com]

7. You're even hotter than my mom!

:P

[LynneSin]

8. Up for some feats of jaw-dropping douchebaggery?

:shrug:

[AlGore-08.com]

9. LynneSin, I bow before you.

That would have rocked, even without the cowbell.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. 'Peace takes courage, eh?

Peace? I like a peace. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Say no more, nudge, nudge."

[CreekDog]

12. "Have you met my mom, Midlo?"

:rofl: :hide:

[Arugula Latte]

13. "So, you're Ava? What does that stand for --- Awesome, Very Awesome?"

[Redstone]

15. You win. Clever, and sublimely lame at the same time. I'm not even going to enter

my "line," because yours is perfect.

Redstone

[Arugula Latte]

17. Aw, thanks ...

:blush:

[Orrex]

14. "Hey, let's hide behind the generator and do something shocking."

I'd never say something like that, of course.

[KamaAina]

16. "You have beautiful eyes."

oh. wait, that one's already been used. In public. By a total stranger. :scared:

[Ava]

18. ...

:spray:

[Writer]

21. Just wait to get your socks knocked off, Miss Ava.

The non-douchy types will be at your door in minutes after reading this thread.

[Ava]

22. i'm getting a kick out of this.. i have to admit

if anyone tried using some of the lines posted here i'd be unable to contain my laughter(which i'm guessing isn't the response someone would be going for)

the puppy line still has my vote for most pervy though :P

[loveable liberal]

19. Your daddy must have been a thief..... .

He stole the stars and put them in your eyes....

[loveable liberal]

20. *or* should I call you in the morning, or nudge you?

[CreekDog]

30. i thought Ted Bundy said that

:dilemma:

[Lil Missy]

23. Would it be okay if I kissed you?

(Well, it worked for me! :D )

[JVS]

24. Hey baby, I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U!

Pure class!

[loveable liberal]

34. Oh my.... you've weakened my knees!!!!

:)

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. Baby, I got venereal diseases that would kill a lesser man

[SPKrazy]

26. Its dim in here when you aren't around...

your eyes are so beautiful and shining..

[Roon]

27. Nice legs!

What time do they open?

[Writer]

28. LOLOL

:rofl:

[bbernardini]

29. "So, you like to write, eh? I'd sure like to split your infinitive."

I was trying to remember one we came up with in high school calculus class, but this is what came out of my brain instead. I'll check back in if I remember the other one.

[Bennyboy]

31. What brand of detergent do you use?......

Cuz I can sure see myself in your pants!

[Doc_Technical]

32. "Let's go into the darkroom and see what develops."

"Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about
the first thing that comes up."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

33. "But enough about me. What do YOU think of me?"

:hide:

[crimsonblue]

35. wanna go in the bedroom, whip out the ky, and have sex?

blunt and to the point.... :P

[BreweryYardRat]

36. Ava's underage, right? I think a bunch of people discussing this, even in jest, is creepy.

Enough said.

[DarkTirade]

37. This is in response to a creepy guy trying such a line on her recently, I believe.